Jill Barnett

Novelist. NYTimes bestseller, owner of Jellicle cats & lover of peach pie & caviar, but not together. Tweets about life & writing.

[Jill Barnett @Jill_Barnett]

@CenturyLink Wi-Fi just went out AGAIN. Super Bowl weekend and #Centurylink never, EVER repairs on a weekend. #maybetimetocallXfinity

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@JuliaEAinsley My ear are bleeding. It’s “we beat reporters” not “us beat reporters.” #wonderingwherejuliaainsleywenttoschool. #ButcheringEnglish

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@thekitchen. Perhaps you should cut the bok choy #goofballcookingchoices

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@thekitchen Piccata needs more butter and white wine. Today’s show was not a sauce but all capers & parsley leaves. #sauceneedstobesauce

[Jill Barnett @Jill_Barnett]

@thekitchen Turkey Puccata sauce needs more butter and white wine. It was all capers and no sauce! #epicfail

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@Macys Please stop sending sale flyers full of stinky perfume cards! I’ve been in the house sneezing for 10 minutes straight! #stopthecologne!#whattheheckiswrongwithyou?

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@Morning_Joe @morningmika It’s pronounced eSpecially not eXpecially. #myearsarebleeding #howyouspeak

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@DonnyDeutsch Yes, you were wrong bcz it is who they vote against nor support. But if Trump disappears, w/no platform to spew his hate, the majority sans whackjobs will forget about him. #hewillbeinconsequential

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@floretflwrfarm Just a bit of advice. You don’t do things “on accident” but “by accident.” #howtosoundliterate

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@HawleyMO You will never win another office. Today is as much your fault as Trump’s. We will make sure your puny little name will be forever tied to insurrection and a coo. #youareavileexcuseofahuman

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@ionos_com Hire a good copy editor to proof your ad text for grammar. “I’m a freelance web developer WHO...” (not that).
#badEnglish #crapcommercials #Englishgrammarjustisntthathard

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@morningmika On-tair-ree-o, Nah-vAD-a, Oh-ree-gun...how to pronounce these places. #butcheringplacenames #ourearsarebleeding

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@randpaul. While mothers and children are starving you prefer to showboat-lie and block any help. There is place in hell for you. #heartlessmeninCongress. #wehavelongmemories

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@netflix @TheCrownNetflix Impossible to watch Gillian Anderson’s foul portrayal of MargaretThatcher. #whatweretheythinking? #irritatingmessofaseason

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@JoeNBC @Morning_Joe Joe! Joe! It’s attorneys general not attorney generals. General is an adjective in this usage. Please stop #myearsarebleeding

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@marcorubio You will never be President. Keep staying on the vile side of humanity. Continue to show us who you really are. #uselesspolitician. #uglyhuman

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@JoeNBC @morningmika Great tie! #spiffybookday

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@JeanJAuthor @moniza_hossain @slweippert You are making assumptions about what category readers want. Why don’t you try writing romance fiction instead of relying on using others’ ideas? It’s actually wonderful to create your own story. Better than denegrating women for their reading choices. #advicefroma30+yrauthor

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SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY, my WWII novel is on sale and hitting the bestseller lists! Exciting. Regularly 8.99, it’s 99 cents for a limited time. I’m thrilled!

Amazon:
https://t.co/OqruRAqtJe

Barnes & Noble
https://t.co/H5xrExBF3K

[Jill Barnett @Jill_Barnett]

@Safeway I wish the #Safewaydelivery wing would train their drivers to check the freezers in their trucks. *All too often* my frozen food is not delivered. Creates hell #Thanksgivingweek. Not cool #badbusiness #annoying