John Dunstan

What am I supposed to put here...?

[Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 @RenownVet21]

A scouser with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth & a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job, I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive.

The guy, wide-eyed, said,"You're bullshittin' me???"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you fucking started it.

[Sir Jeremy Bear of Tomsk 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @jeremybear123]

A lot of people on this thread are not understanding the motion of the pendulum. It’s not just that it swings (someone had to push it to get things started). It’s how the direction of the swing changes over time. If you installed the pendulum at the North Pole, the direction of swing would change by 360 degrees over 24 hours (=1 day, or one full rotation of the earth). Does that make sense, now?

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

I remember when Tesla came out, I owned a limo/car service company back then. Guy who was my competitor bought few, then he was disappointed because there was not many chargers back then. I also remember I was once even considering to swap my Mercedes for it. I went to Tesla showroom and even took a test drive, it was fast and super silent. But very uncomfortable, i remember my thoughts, an eggshell, felt not safe and bit weird, very fragile.

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