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The people have spoken

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The bonsai is the castrato of trees: mature, yet never losing the delicacy of its youth.

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Just gave an enthusiastic🤘 to a dude playing air guitar in his parked car alone, received an even more enthusiastic 🤙, life is good, there is joy in the world

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How am I supposed to become master of my domain when I can’t even regulate my own body temperature?

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Just had The Masked Singer spoiled for me 😫

don't speak to me until next season starts up 🙃

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prof says I should put "can present surprisingly adequate work in a short time frame" on my resume

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@billy_____joel Was just talking about going on a beets and asparagus cleanse. At what point would the scent and visual become unbearable? I would love to push that limit to the absolute extreme

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@beataf1queen got me blushin and shit :)

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@avelincoln You sure it wasnt paint

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Couldn’t tell you how many times a dunkin large ice water has saved my life

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@finn_mcg7 Or the high way

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Baked Lays > Lays (especially when accompanied by a #13 from Jersey Mikes)

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@cocovanmilf Bye

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Accidentally just tipped 15 bucks rather than 1.50. Pissed off and broke, but at least I’m a better person now

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I refuse to learn what a comptroller is/does.

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@lily_claire39 https://t.co/VfYi68AASa

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Reunion weekend has turned yik yak into boomer facebook

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Green bubble moment

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@MViederman Cottage cheese quesadilla

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fuck this guy