Big Jim offa Corrie

I'm Elizabeth's estranged husband an Steven an Andrew's Da. Currently residing in 'The Big House' at Her Majesty's pleasure.

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

Wow! What an absolute shower of charlatans this government really is. These people are leading us FFS. Jesus, Mary, Holy St Joseph and the wee donkey. #GMB

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

Here, if yiz want a quare oul laugh then check out this podcast. Two fellas from Belfast get marooned out in the far reaches of the Cosmos with only one another for company. https://t.co/fWvC37f1sU

[JD @JonJoeD]

I said to Bear Grylls. "Look mate, why not just stay home with a takeaway curry like the rest of us of a Friday night? Then you won't need to survive in a jungle by distilling baboon piss & eating a broth comprised of alligator semen & tiger shit." But he just wasn't having it.

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

Speculation COVID buggered up #LineOfDutyFinale preventing Jimmy Nesbitt from showing up to ruin the ending. COVID's not all bad news then? Jimmy's 4 x 2 plank acting and trademark monosyllabic lugubrious gurning would have killed it stone dead. #jesusmaryjosephandtheweedonkey

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

@AGDun_162 @BorisJohnson Yeah, but come on now. Apart from that he's not all that bad now, is he?

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

#GMB is pleased to announce the engagement and forthcoming marriage of Piers Morgan and Ant Middleton.

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

Nice to see they're keepin busy up in Stormont.

https://t.co/6wtOJ7Pps3

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

#skypapers In WW2 people were asked to lay down their lives to fight evil
In Covid-19 they're being asked to stay indoors and keep themselves safe from an indiscriminate illness/force of nature.
Irrespective of any and all age demographics how can these two things be conflated?

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

@paulinejg23 @infamousgrouser And what is the correlation between these over 70s and two entirely separate events?
One was a war with finite circumstances and parameters the other is a force of nature as yet incurable - which is why people are being asked to stay indoors - not out of cowardice but for SAFETY.

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

Moron bloke on #skypapers explain correlation between lockdown & over 70s in respect of them having lived through the WW2?
They're being advised to keep themselves safe by staying indoors. What is this jingoistic bollocks about? Covid-19 has fuck all to do with ANY war.

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

@infamousgrouser Exactly. It is utter nonsense. Most would have been infants at best. There is this ludicrous conflation within some sections of the media between WW2 & Covid-19. It is utterly pathetic, misguided and stupid beyond all belief.

[FlannOBee @FlannOBee]

The Brother has been sent for by movers and shakers in The Dáil - for "meaningful talks in this current crisis'" says he.
He "fully expects" entire country to be put under him by the weekend and is even now above in the digs drafting all classes of plans and strategies. O yes!

[Big Jeanie @Big_Jeanie]

Had til call in sick to work theday. Me an Mommy got blewtered down the town yesterday after doing wur Christmas shappin’. I just about remember gettin’ off with a big culchie who was up in Belfast wurra gang of farmers. Mind there’s no sign a Mommy. God knows where she ended up.

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

Holy Jaze! This wee doll sounds like a right proper handful, what?

[Big Jeanie @Big_Jeanie]

I'm away down the town wuh Mommy to get some Christmas presents. I've decided Santa's gonna bring me a new Rampant Rabbit cos my oul one's half-done so it is. Here, I wonder if @AnnSummers do a heavy-duty model. Y'know, wurra kick-start pedal an petrol engine or somethin'?

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

@hiberno_english

Example: "He nearly ate the bake aff me."

Trans: He was displeased with me and told me so in no uncertain terms.

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

@poynton_j @stephbreakfast Get a houl of yerself, will ye, yah buck eejit.

Boris Johnson's a friggin' balloon so he is whereas that wee doll off the TV is great and a right smart cookie too.

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

Ach come on! These Comanches are out on their geg, so they are.
I wudden give ye 10p for it so I wuddn't. #fakeorfortune

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

@MarianKeyes Our Stephen used to do quare good paintins when he was a wee buck, so he did, noy. Abstracts they were, so they were.

Elizabeth (Liz) still keeps this here one in hor haunbeg, so she does. The chile called it 'Transcendental Moments of Enlightenment.' Whaddaya hink?

[Big Jim offa Corrie @JimMacCorrie]

https://t.co/2yikX5ZVNf

[The Pushy Parents @ThePushyParents]

As it was a dead heat with both Max & Poppy getting every question on University Challenge correct - more than one can say for the teams - both children will clean Oscar’s car.
‘To draw is to lose, Tamsin. They simply must appreciate the concept of unequivocal victory,’ he said.