Sparkling Wine Pappy

[diane arbys @maladjustedmilk]

In 1972 Italian singer Matteo Train released a song titled “Drops of Jupiter.”

The name of the song and its lyrics are gibberish but are intended to sound like English in an American accent. He wanted to show that audiences liked anything that sounded American.
It was a big hit

[brine walsh @BrineWalsh]

this kids gonna watch mad men thinking his old ass dad grew up in those times

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[Sparkling Wine Pappy @JimShannon19]

@EllipticalMan @LuciaLobosvilla Your peers hated when you had to read aloud in class

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The Hobbit is a children’s book, and the fact that so many grown people find the syntax and language difficult just further shows how far we’ve fallen from a cliff intellectually since it was first published in 1937.

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

it's literally a 1:1 adaptation

[Punished Cooper | パニッシュド・クーパー @CooperZurad]

Each Flock camera contains a 5090 ready to make you part of the AI ruling class

You need only extract it to win your future

[Centrist Peater @centristpeater]

You cannot be serious bro

[Jacob Price @jprice1322]

@OldTownJG No this is good. General consensus seems to be it’s never a red but if you’re going to be wrong it’s important to also be condescending so people know your personality is part of the issue. A+ work.

[Kyle Smith @rkylesmith]

it's funny how rich people in Hollywood do not understand that they, too, are rich people

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

“why do americans think they’re the center of the universe?” because that’s exactly how all of yall act!

[Blindinho @_Blindinho_]

I'm never buying from your brand if you interrupt me looking outside the train window

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🐊 @butleriano]

Just found out that they eat pies baked with live blackbirds in England and sometimes the blackbirds are still alive after baking and they fly away and peck people’s noses off.

[The Villain Formerly Known As Hani 🏴 @VagrantVillain]

"Why don't kids play outside anymore?" Because boomers will literally try to murder you for even being within earshot of their property

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

You trafficked sex slaves and committed drug and gun felonies while making 1 million per year doing nothing for an oil company and were pardoned by your dad, the president. You’re the very definition of elite oligarch class.

[Sparkling Wine Pappy @JimShannon19]

@violexiss_ Did you not renew your thinking license?

[Sparkling Wine Pappy @JimShannon19]

@MakeRealApp @droidbuilds My Boomer parents use a 7 year old Windows laptop because they don't know any better and think useful tech should still cost $400

[Daily Gondor 📰 @DailyGondor]

Goblin Kingdom reacts with confusion as Gondor mounts a massive rescue expedition for a pair of puny Hobbits