diane arbys

built different as hell (poorly). she/her.

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@pennelopez4 @assliemxo @m0shingintehpit It’s a portmanteau of the name of the famous photographer Diane Arbus and the fast food sandwich chain Arby’s. Many times on Twitter a milennial user will juxtapose high culture and low culture to humorous effect, however I’m finding that this one may be too niche for some.

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Moe is an area of concern at this juncture

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Day one of skull fest and the only drink I had was one shot of fernet that moe and Tony wanted to do

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Day two of skullfest and the band fund owes me $84 for 7 liquor shots at the bar but otherwise I spent $0

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@squirmy6908 Skullfest

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@pourfairelevide Yesterdays

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@offbeatorbit Thanks to MGK

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And only had two conversations where the other person was excited to see me and I had no clue who the fuck they were

[Deep fake @thats_pers0nal]

Nobody:

Strippers in NYC: I am a writer

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@falseroxy I’m sorry

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@ithfemquote Wym

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@jjjeeessiiiccaa Who cares

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@Bosley_dot_exe @Roo_VT

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@irishloubega I would never

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@irishloubega With a different singer

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@lilgrapefruits Being 27 and unemployed post grad school when this dropped >>>>

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@Aphotic_0ne @FoxyMarxist

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People probably think this is funny but their website says to tweet at them to let them know about a clogged drain

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@pgh2o clogged storm drain corner of Deely and Delevan

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@pgh2o clogged storm drain corner of Deely and Delevan

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Flirting voice: and is there an Immodest Mouse?

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