Jim Vanderpump

Comedy Writer who’s won awards. Just don’t ask me what for. Please watch my animated sitcom on YouTube:

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@heycmill @BBC Catch up on series 1 here:

https://t.co/NU49fo9Q64

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@hinge How do I know you’ve done a Boost when you say you’ve done a Boost 🤔🤔

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@SoVeryBritish To steal someone else’s joke for their next book?

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Just had to introduce my new toilet brush to the toilet. Always a tense moment. You never know how they’ll get on and they have to work so closely together.

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@Se_Railway Ok, thanks.

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@Se_Railway How can I see that on the app, please?

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Gonna start using the abbreviation ‘hig’ for ‘how’s it going’ from now on, guys, fyi.

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@LaverCup @rogerfederer 😍 one of my ambassadors for Earth for the ‘Great Aqua Reform’ talks during the galactic revolution in 2048.

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I’m back. Lots of tweets to get through.

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@MmmSausage I don’t think you should rush these things. We all remember ‘Welcome to Tiddleminster’.

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Why does Danny Murphy always sound like he’s doing the co-commentary in a separate room and from a dystopian future? #bbceuro2020 #SPAPOL

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Why haven’t they brought Grealish on?? #SPAPOL

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Bold prediction, but I think after today, Gareth Southgate will be forever known as ‘The Arasole with the parasol’. #eng #cro #ENGCRO #EngvsCro

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So he showed a bit of human emotion, not disrespectful for me, Clive. We don’t want robots playing elite sport. #bbcsnooker

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@RealMattKing Norwich have won the league, mate.

#ncfc

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Years ago, when I suggested stand-up comedy should be live-streamed to multiple venues, everybody laughed. Well, they’re not laughing now.

#Monkhouse2021

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“At this year’s world championship, the part of Jan Verhaas will be played by John Malkovich.” #bbcsnooker #WorldSnookerChampionship2021

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I do like Neil Robertson’s hair. #bbcsnooker