Jimmy Traffic

Mostly traffic. Sometimes SCUBA. Was #AboveMelbs

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

That’s right son, a GHOST TRAIN #gunzels

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@treloar_alex Old mate left me a small servo sized box of Roses... Roses? Not even some Lindt or similar mid to high end chocolate - Cadbury fucking Roses.

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@jedi43 Unless of course it was a deliberate ploy in luring the unsuspecting into a web of psychological chess

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

If some knob kept calling me mate while speaking to or about me like that, fair chance I’d take my best shot at giving them a shameful flogging, then pay for his lovely wife’s cab home #MAFS

[Jacinta Parsons @Jacinta_Parsons]

There is an enormous burden on @Tonaaayy_ to bring what should be headline news to our attention and implore that we care. It’s not good enough. We should all be angry and white hot with rage. Thanks @Tonaaayy_ yet again.

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

Calling through a collision earlier and there was an @AmbulanceVic MICA paramedic on-site within 3 minutes. Hadn’t even ended the call yet. Anywhere in the world - that’s A1 - as good as it gets 👍 #Melbourne

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

No love greater than that of this 3 year old and a W class #Melbourne

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@BigGordon65 @paulbentleymelb Should build an oddly named swimming centre, oh

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

So the torso is not her, but the foot in the shoe is... A lot of random body parts floating around NSW apparently

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

Well shit... turns out old mate ‘leave Brittney alone’ may have had a valid grievance #BritneySpears

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@paulbentleymelb 3 from the weekend apparently... what’s the story there then

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@Shaunnagh

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@pjayc80 I took the wrong 💊. Thanks man, my current colleagues sure aren’t missing them as I bust it out randomly at any possible chance.

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

That’s right son, a GHOST TRAIN #gunzels

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

Looks like most of the anti vax crew on St Kilda Rd are all way in the safer categories age wise... wonder if their parents and grandparents have such strong views #COVID19Vic

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@danny643 I’d love to be able to stay at home complying, but some don’t have that choice making peoples failure to comply even more frustrating

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

So I am right in saying sun baking is not included as exercise yeah? Cause 31 today... All weekend people at the beach and park without masks sun baking and it was 20 odd. If it’s illegal, then I’m hoping to see some enforcement today. #lockdown2021 #Melbourne

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@misguidedjenni Reduction - wow

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@misguidedjenni Did wonder as not too much Reid room in heavy vehicles

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

@buzzpuppy We just went from innocent ageist bullying to the great Valentines Massacre of 2022 - oh it’s on. (Retreats to shed maniacally giggling)

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

Alright you hoodlums... you may have age on your side, but I have an adults salary and years of loose budgeting skills behind me #lockdown

[Jimmy Traffic @JimmyTraffic]

Perhaps I went to early condemning her... #COVID19Vic

[Non Sensible Kate @nonsensiblekate]

Current mood towards everything and everyone #COVID19Vic