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@ManchesterUnited guru🖖🖖😂
Ex wa Dora Tushabe

[Bulemeezi's finest @JingoIbrahim3]

Turn my notifications on and we follow each other gang,I follow back🤝🤝

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Can't believe I'm so oconfident about taking this car for a road trip to Mbale.....Mwana Andrew wabikozze bro 😂😂, guys if you see any old car on Jinja highway, don't even try to race it...tojja kumalako 😂😂

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UtdDarker]

Guys never bet your lives on a player who has nothing to lose.. Amad yali anzise🤣🙌

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Nameere should apologize to @SueNsibirwa immediately less of which, I’ll go rogue too and present some receipts of our beloved minister doing un-ministerial things.

Nameere making those false allegations against madam Sue will be the last time she does anything like that!

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UtdDarker]

They had Visit Rwanda on their jersey sleeves

R-unners-up
W-ithout
A-ny
N-otable
D-isplayed
A-chievements

[Egesa Ronald Leonard @regesa]

In all these dual citizenship theatrics, President @KagutaMuseveni has orchestrated a PR coup against the opposition and the West. He has demonstrated that the elites that have spent years chasing US/Canadian citizenship to escape the 'shit-hole' of Uganda are willing to denounce the same citizenship to serve in the Government of the DICTATOR (as always emphasised by the Western media).

If he had shrewd guys in his strategy corner, they would have already reached out to @LOLUganda and David Kibuuka to write a comedy script on the same to air on the leading prime time political satirical shows in America.

They could even create a video clip and sponsor it on the 200+ sites in the Google Network targeting audiences in the Global North. What better way to market Uganda's tourism potential? @wekesa_amos, do you feel me?

Just imagine that a guy that has spent a big part of his life asking for $3 to educate or treat children in Uganda is willing to renounce American citizenship in order to serve in the same Government that created the conditions that made it necessary for him to create an NGO... Irony never gets better than this.

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[Tibzkarts @tibzkarts2]

Nameere usually picks her TikTok battles and comes out on top, but UOX isn’t handing her an easy win on Susan this time. 😂

[James Onen | FATBOY @jamesonen]

I have a question. Every other tribe in Uganda seems to have a home destrict. Which one is theirs? If its a dumb question you can tell me so too. Or are they just a diaspora community who happened to have settled in various Ugandan districts who have been naturalised? Just curious. 😅

[Dr. Faith Nabushawo @faith_nabushawo]

A man like Spire 🙏

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

"In the negative Monitor (@DailyMonitor) newspaper, there is an article by an individual known as Gawaya Tegulle who is always writing mendaciously and maliciously, saying that Uganda has been wandering in the desert for 40 years like the children of Israel. Those who are wandering in the desert are partly among those who listen to those liars. If you listen to the liars, you'll wander in the desert. It is true that many leaders do not amplify this message of how people can get out of poverty. However, those who do have changed their lives,"- President @KagutaMuseveni during #SONAUG26.
Here's @gawayategulle's full article:
👉https://t.co/m50t4iekXO
#MonitorUpdates

[Ibrahim Ssemujju Nganda @SsemujjuIN]

As a journalist, I have had to listen to boring Museveni speeches for 13 years, and as an MP for 15 years and because I am invited on TVs and radios, this burden is not about to go away. Immagine this afternoon he is wondering why Ugandans go for kyeyo in Dubai which Amin gave food during his reign. According to the 2024 population census, 20 million of the 46 million Ugandans are food insecure, 5.6 million homes still sleeping in one room house, 28 million people using firewood as main source of energy and 14 million people about 31% of the population don’t have two sets of clothes. The economy he has built for 41 years cannot employ 1.7 million people with degrees, diplomas and certificates!

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

You asked for it 😂😭💔

[Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬 @dr_katumwa]

😂😂🤝

[Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬 @dr_katumwa]

2026!
And some brains are still tribalistic!

Now When I advertise my contraception gig under her tweet you will blame me 😂

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

HR watching you hug the new female intern

[NUP UPDATES @NupUpdates]

Official RELEASE:

[JoshJosha⭐ @JoshJosha1]

General Kabarebe James of Rwanda 🇷🇼

●Born in Ibanda District 🇺🇬
●PLE - Kyamate Primary School
●UACE -Kabalega S.S - Masindi
●UCE- St Henry's Kitovu
●Makerere University

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Omukazzi amatu alunda ga Nyama?