Kurt Callistoya

2% Politics•8% Sports•90% Gibberish

[Kurt Callistoya @JiveZachy]

@CashNastyGaming @andre @coryrtincher 3-5

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Alert your Members of Congress that Azerbaijan is using the COVID-19 pandemic as cover to launch new attacks against both Artsakh and Armenia – risking a regional war during a global health crisis. Urge them to condemn Azerbaijani aggression and take concrete steps to strengthen

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"I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes" https://t.co/FBYR1FHCzL

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Every restaurant should have a charcuterie board on the menu.

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug. https://t.co/IP9F2x1nex

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Jameis Winston with an ... interesting pump up speech. 🤣

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@WSHHFANS @Cosenzabilo isn't this your cousin?

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Thanks for the drink voucher @VirginAmerica! Those Beer pong days really paid off.

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@itscully @BleacherReport @AdamSchefter Sphincter says what?

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@BleacherReport @AdamSchefter @itscully

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@mathewarkansas Let's not forget the people of main are enjoying Halloween with Charleston Chews

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It's Halloween! Remember to tell your #teens to not smoke demon cabbage and drink #keystone #lites

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@Cosenzabilo @on1yjay Next 10 years

[Marc J. Spears @MarcJSpears]

Warriors forward Draymond Green told ESPN's The Undefeated that his knee is "very sore" and he will get it... https://t.co/klHwazK3Z8

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But twice!!!! https://t.co/Sl96r0yJrA

[FOX31 Denver KDVR @KDVR]

Secret to amazing chocolate chip cookies? Bang them https://t.co/ksSCAL4RNv

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Not once. https://t.co/8pWl6yWYEM

[FOX31 Denver KDVR @KDVR]

Secret to amazing chocolate chip cookies? Bang them! https://t.co/s04aEpiPlU

[Kurt Callistoya @JiveZachy]

@FortniteGame still can't download this update...

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@on1yjay U should see me right now lol

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@on1yjay @RAIDERS Football isn't the bay's sport right now

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I have such a good name idea for a noodle restaurant. Ready? "pho hunnid"

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@Postmates_Help I sent a dm. Now waiting for you to reply....

[Kurt Callistoya @JiveZachy]

@Postmates literally steals peoples' money. And they don't let you contact them in any way.