Jkndr

Me write good • AFB • Professional Writing & Rhetoric

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[Jkndr @Jkndr]

@slime_machine

[FOX29WFLX @FOX29WFLX]

14-year-old girl lived alone with 7 dogs for nearly a year after her parents moved to Florida and left her behind in Alabama, deputies say https://t.co/w8oWHlEyub

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

>boot my old windows laptop
>its been force-upgraded to windows11
>sign in with microslop account
>immediately get blindingly bright pop up: “finish setting up your machine with Copilot”
>no ty, click “setup later”
>turn down Xbox gamepass offer
>turn down Copilot 365 offer
>unpin LinkedIn shortcut
>open edge to redownload Brave
>have to find it in Bing
>disable OneDrive (it’s erroring out anyway asking for money, ransoming my files)
>unpin copilot shortcut
>disable Copilot Recall spyware
>run windows update
>click shutdown, but it restarts instead
>blindingly bright pop-up “finish setting up your machine with Copilot”
>copilot shortcut enabled again
>try to use the start menu search bar
>hangs then returns “search with Copilot”
>click, it opens LinkedIn instead
>want to close it but it’s frozen
>open legendary programmer Dave W Plumber’s award winning software, Task Manager
>238 processes called copilot.exe
>mutter expletive
>Cortana Copilot pops up, “I can help with that!” and freezes
>Defender flagged it as malware
>immediately get another pop-up
>”OneDrive has run out of space! Your files are no longer accessible!”
>about to lose it
>I’ll just play a game, boot up CoD
>pop-up asking to enable Copilot gaming assistant

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Letterboxd is brilliant because what over-educated under-fulfilled people actually want is imaginary homework to do

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Is this the Best Right Handed Curveball of All Time?

155 Seconds of Doc Gooden's "Lord Charles" Curveballs.

[Jkndr @Jkndr]

@communiess It's like the first season of Lost on DVD

[Jkndr @Jkndr]

Thirteen years later and still the worst app I've ever used #MyXAnniversary

[gilly @kitschtheboy]

A shot of what????

[Jkndr @Jkndr]

@chuggaaconroy Been waiting a long time for this

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

why dogs use the R-sound so much when speaking English (like Scooby Doo)

[Baylor Athletics @BaylorAthletics]

A new chrome era has begun.

[2% | the happiest chaos @happiest_chaos]

i don't have a SECONDARY. i don't COUNTERPICK. i don't cover POOR MATCHUPS. i ONE-TRICK. and if i can't do it with my main, then i DON'T WIN.

[魈✟ ❂☭ 電波系奇男子 @ShoBeiYong]

钓到大鱼了

[໊ @Mighty_Chuck]

@azumangazaevoh

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

unless we can put on the biggest, best damn talent show this town has ever seen...

[Nintendo of Europe @NintendoEurope]

Ascend to the peak of a haunted kingdom in Hollow Knight: Silksong, arriving on #NintendoSwitch2 this year.

[Baylor University @Baylor]

It is with great sadness that we share that Lady, one of our beloved American black bears, passed away peacefully today.

Lady (and her sister, Joy) will forever be remembered as cherished members of the Baylor Family.

Rest in peace, Lady. 💚🐻💛

📰: https://t.co/7rFSPD70Se