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[Jmich @Jmich612]

Girl-"I look so ugly in my picture."
Translation-"Tell me im pretty."

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68.

Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

BOHM SENDS US HOME!

[The Astronomy Guy @astrooalert]

This should win every possible photography award for the rest of the century.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[Sanaya Mirpuri @SanaMirpuri]

The only good thing Sidetalk has given us is this TikTok comment. Amen.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[david @arthritic_papi]

guy spent 5 mins trying to convince him his ID was legit... losing my mind

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Ryan Howard

That guy rocked.

[Jmich @Jmich612]

@referencebrand I love these hats, i have the black pheagles hat snd i get tons of compliments

[Reference @referencebrand]

*GIVEAWAY*

You can win one of these Philly hats

To enter just repost, like + drop a comment below

Winner will be chosen Monday 🦅🔔

[Nicky @nickturani]

Breaking down baseball

[GTA 6 Info @GTASixInfo]

GTA 5 from the NPC perspective is terrifying.

We're fucking MONSTERS 😭