Jennifer Kaufman

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

@elykhannah I think Zevia makes a version of Dr. Pepper. Not sure how good/healthy it actually is though.

[hannah @nitsuahannah]

Hmm haven’t looked at dog adoption websites in a couple of weeks, should probably get on that

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

I need a dog in my life

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

To the jerk who flipped me off today: I hope you feel better about yourself and your pathetic life now that you've tried to make someone else as miserable as you must be.

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

It's that time of the year again where the gym is more packed than the mall on Black Friday

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

Dear Starbucks Customer:
I understand why you would be frustrated about getting charged for a drink you didn't want. However, you don't need to be patronizing to me and treat me like I don't know how to do my job.

Please be nice to your baristas. We are human too.

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

@elykhannah I support you and agree with you 100% @elykhannah

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

Abby: Have you ever seen Love and Basketball?
Me: No
Abby: It's really good, except the sex scene, which I highly suggest rewinding

Okay Abs, didn't know you were that kind of person.

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

@elykhannah Preach!

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

@Rachel_turner93 I love you so much and I'm so excited!

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

Just found out one of my best friends is coming home with me for Thanksgiving and I can't decide if I'm more excited to see her, my family, the beach, or my puppies.

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

@ahjunglejuice I want a black Ford f-250

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

"You should start stripping so you can buy us a truck."
- @jungleswagg

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

My Starbucks has been playing the same Spotify playlist for the past 2-3 weeks and I am way over it...not to mention I think I have every song memorized.

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

@ahjunglejuice Love you babe. You're always welcome to 3rd (or 5th) wheel.

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

Today at work, my coworker scared the s*** outta me. Naturally, my reaction was to scream, fall on the floor, and start crying 🤷.
I think it's safe to say he felt so bad he'll never do that again.

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

@chellygoose Which one?

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

I walk into work today to immediately get put on bar while we are slammed with customers and not even a minute into my shift, a fellow barista spills a pitcher of hot milk on me. So can I go home yet?

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

@elykhannah Um what? @jungleswagg

[Jennifer Kaufman @Jnkaufman96]

Me bringing ice cream home is like a guy bringing a girl home for the first time.
- Qotd from @jungleswagg