Kelly Jo Braithwaite

I'm really long and my hair changes colour- it shrinks without the need of scissors like magic but less awesome. I like to be permanently coloured in.

[Jamie East @jamieeast]

I thought that was a quote from his book. It’s not, he said it on stage. #matthewperry

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@StephanieJay_UK Get a room mate..?

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

No bus replacement service? There are no staff to ask! Help. Send a driver perhaps?

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@GWRHelp
What’s going on with the Par to Newquay train? I’m sat on it but no driver. Been cancelled? Nobody to ask anything…

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@NoContextBrits Depeche Mode, @BrianBelo

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

My great-nephew had the most beautiful send off. 🧡🧡🧡

[Joe Giddens @jjgiddens]

The life of Noah Cox-Lee is celebrated at his Disney themed funeral at Basildon Crematorium. Nearly 200 bikers joined the funeral cortège where funeral directors donned fancy dress for the five-year-old Disney fan who was born with the rare neurological condition FOXG1 syndrome

[MSN UK @msnuk]

Noah Cox-Lee, aged five, spent most of his life in and out of hospital.
https://t.co/OkHlJcNC8a

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@jjgiddens @PA @CoopFuneralcare @Alamy_Editorial @essexlive @BBCNews @itvnews @FOXG1UK My great-nephew had the most beautiful send off… 🧡🧡🧡

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@KathyBurke Fantastic news!

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@KathyBurke Weird innit. Really weird and cruel thing to do. 😠

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@OffMenuOfficial

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@SoVeryBritish Trip up children on purpose

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@imteddybless There’s so many things I need to do which involve no movement other than reaching over for my pen, diary and mindfulness notes. Yet I’m stuck. I’m hoping to make it to them tomorrow. 💜💜

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@hughlaurie

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@1capplegate Very cool fact… 🤘🏼

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@ZahraPsych I describe my experience as feeling like a raw nerve. It does pass but it was a very difficult time. I found it easier by letting friends and colleagues know and using mindfulness whenever possible. X

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@MarkDuplass @robdelaney @realsarahpolley @KieseLaymon Sing backwards and weep. 👌🏼💔

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg They’re not bot accounts #sde

[Kelly Jo Braithwaite @JoBraif]

@jamieeast You should get on board with @kuntandthegang then! X

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Starting salaries:

• Carer- £18,525
• Nurse- £24,907
• Teacher- £28,000
• Junior Doctor- £28,808
• Firefighter- £32,224
• Tory MP- £84,144
• Cabinet Minister- £151,649

Tories voted for all of this.