@dadwroteaporno when I saw #jellycat had released this new Pomegranate amuseable, I figured I could squeeze it when customers are being 'special' and ponder WWBD?
@dadwroteaporno I laughed so much at the ‘Google entry’ whilst drinking from my water bottle, I spat water onto my computer keyboard…and killed the O and P! Now I can only type My Dad Wrte a rn, or if you prefer…My Father Cmsed a rn!
Loving the new minimalist debit card @firstdirect As I always immediately painstakingly stripe the edges with red nail varnish to ensure I always grab the correct card, would you consider having a funkier inner core to your cards?
@Ocado Totally understand the queuing. But after 4+ hours (despite wait being for “15 minutes” for most of that) I can’t even get to log in. “Something went wrong” or “clean up in aisle five” Repeatedly. Finally getting to front of queue doesn’t mean you can actually order! 🤬
@UKPowerNetworks wow, 4th total blackout since Friday lunchtime in TW1. I’m not sure if I need to consider a sacrifice to Zeus, Jupiter or Thor⚡️seems I love electricity more than I’d considered before. Don’t like being powerless!
@UKPowerNetworks No thanks I’ll manage, I just wish your engineers resolved the power issues as quickly as your social media responses. The dark, cold silence gets pretty tedious⚡️
@UKPowerNetworks I cannot believe we’re powerless for the 3rd time in two days running in TW1. It’s not the whole street this time but I’m don’t feel at all special being singled out.
@UKPowerNetworks No that's fine. But relieved you're on it. I noticed we had a short outage around midday but this is clearly more serious and considerably darker!