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Are they miming to a different song?!

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@petermcgladdery No Alan Partridge?
https://t.co/nt38zTHYmr

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@DanNeidle Which business sectors are going to be most affected by this? You mention social care above, so will it come from the public purse in a large proportion of cases?

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@LloydsBank Funnily enough, I don't have time to wait on hold on a Friday afternoon; now you know there's an issue at Lloyds end perhaps you can escalate?

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@LloydsBank And comes up with the Cookie Consent pop-up first, every single time.

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@LloydsBank Thats using Online for Business, for reference. Have not tried personal or Commercial Banking Online.

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@faycbuk Hello from a new follower! I found your account after seeing @dank_ackroyd had been blocked by Mr Eastwick, and remembering I avoid his sauces after seeing him being objectionable on here years ago. Your work is excellent, keep it up 😃

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@candyshopsk @AntonyWrites After test driving an Alpine A110, I think I’m going to buy a current model MX5. If they weren’t made in such numbers they’d be considered incredibly special.

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@SecretConveySol Since they can’t rely on it, if they plan to copy it or rely on it without doing their own due diligence I’d say their PI insurers may be somewhat worried.

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@candyshopsk Kinda looks like one of those AI images where the AI doesn't know how many fingers to draw.

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@SecretConveySol That's ridiculous. The original request was too - often a previously leasehold property has access rights to the rear in the lease only and not on the freehold, so by merging the lease and extinguishing it a defect could be created. This isn't one of course 😄

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@timoldland Mk1 Fiesta, mk2 Polo (though it was only the saloon that had the different shaped lights), Jag XJ40 all had different lights depending on trim off the top of my head.

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@DavidHenigUK Really sorry for your loss, David.

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@nearlylegal Just remind your staff that they work for free today. It’s enough to brighten anyone’s day 😄

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@JamesTaylorEVO Is @matwatsoncars going to be using them for a Carwow drag race now you're under the same ownership?

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@MouseInTheCourt There are too few people pursuing these failings - your tenacity is appreciated.

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@RosaEaton @Herring1967 @Carpervert @sniffpetrol - a little bit of history. Looks like it may well have done that all day back in C19th.

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@weirdlilguys Even he’s not sure what he’s doing. How am I supposed to know.

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@HubNutVids Aberdeen to Le Mans in 1996 by car (mk2 Scirocco) is close to 700 road miles but with the ferry from Portsmouth to Caen, it took 2 days so probably doesn’t count. St Albans to Aberystwyth and back in a day; 550 miles in an Elise left me frazzled.