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Ye who would pay so much for gamer girl bathwater, what would you pay for eternal life?

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POV: it’s jobie time

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@LandsharkRides There’s a Bulgarian bodybuilder named “Bunko” who frequently appears on speed dating show “the button”. I always pretend he’s you

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@pearly_sinner Salt: all higher forms of life die instantly
Bread: famine kills millions upon millions
Wine: rich people have to drink cider. Communion has to be performed with the flesh alone.

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Wandering around in a foreign country, seeing a burger place, saying “burger!” out loud to no one and meandering towards it is the quintessential American experience

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War memorial in Sydney has a big sign that says “this memorial stands in remembrance of the people it was constructed for” in case you forgot what a memorial is ig

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@bIiccy I want

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@seconds_0 A civilization is one consciousness and can only produce a certain degree of quality year after year

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@LandsharkRides I’ll venmo u myself

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@LandsharkRides Bro please just pay some Indian $10 to accept all you follow requests I’m sick of waiting on my alt

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@LandsharkRides @burner678718079 Military

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@StarfighterInt1 @HalfTangible @TomicsComics 7^7 is ~823,000, not 490. Anyway in Scripture He says 77, which was a euphemism for a huge amount, the way we would say a gajillion

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@eigenrobot Not the first time I’ve seen this but it takes soooo much hubris to think you can summon someone’s spouse in an argument and have them take your side over theirs

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@Kaleb_Atlanta @orthodoxgirlie Pretty bad worldbuilding
>religion called “ortho-doxy”
>it’s the right religion

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@RoyalTenenbau10 @NgoloTesla Possibly the best idea I’ve ever had

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@BecomingCritter @eigenrobot @selentelechia Only novelty mugs

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@LostLandshark “Warmth spills from every vertebrae in my spinal column” is one of the best literary devices I’ve ever seen. Love him sm

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@UpdatingOnRome Born to be an aedile forced to be an engineer 😔

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@eigenrobot I’ve thought about this wrt God and free will. If it’s true that humans truly have free will, and that God has had perfect knowledge for all time, then your actions retroactively cause God to have known things since the beginning of time

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Me when someone says King Arthur wasn't real.