JockoJones42

2B/RF for the /r/fakebaseball Philadelphia Phillies. General shitposter and future GOAT

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

Photo Op day was fun. My lovely face is now printed on laminate. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW DAD?

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

1-2 with an RBI and a walk. I like that debut for the @fakephils

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Come to the #JapanAllStarSeries for the baseball, stay for the groundbreaking beer technology.

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

You know, for an account that talks mostly about a fictional league online with sparse mention of real sports, it's kinda funny when I get followed by a "serious" account. Hope they enjoy it tho

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

Thinking about a sport that uses a base and a ball simultaneously

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

What’s everyone doing this first weekend without any baseball? You aren’t allowed to use the word ‘baseball’!

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

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Time to play

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

My pregame ritual? I'm obsessed with my glove. I caress it. Oil it. Take it out to a nice italian restaurant. Does it make a difference?

You be the judge

[Justine Siegal PhD @justinebaseball]

Girls play baseball. Learn more @baseballfor_all

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

IT'S OPENING DAY MUTHAFUCKAS @rfakebaseball WOOOOOOOO #excited

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

As much as he destroyed us in the World Series, I think the @Dodgers should still pursue Eovaldi. He was an absolute monster in the postseason

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

Imagine spending $30 on a dildo only to throw it on a football field.

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Touchdown passes thrown by the Bills this season: 3

Dildos thrown on the field vs. the Patriots: 3

https://t.co/icpC503rnb

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

Hey @rfakebaseball, u up?

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

#MLR opening day is Friday. I'm pretty freaking excited for this. LES GOOOO

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Milwaukee won Game 1 of the NLCS and lost in 7.
Houston won Game 1 of the ALCS and lost in 5.
Dodgers won Game 1 of last year's World Series and lost in 7.
Vegas won Game 1 of this year's Stanley Cup and lost in 5.
I could go on but you get the point. It's just one game.

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

My childhood. I still remember opening the cereal box this came in

[ESPN @espn]

21 years ago today, Backyard Baseball made its debut.

*cue the Pablo Sanchez walk-up music*

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

Just saying, the matchup between the @FakeRoyals and the @fakephils is gonna be, as the cool kids say, "lit". I'm prepared to dab on the haters

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

My time to shine!

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

I'm excited for this season. Can't wait to immerse myself in the league and establish myself

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

Wonder what @jon_bois would think of /r/fakebaseball. I think a Pretty Good episode would be cool

[JockoJones42 @JockoJones42]

@JimjonJimGONE Thanks man! Best of luck to you as well!