Jodi Anne Roberts

I am the Marketing Director for @MinistryBrands and drummer for @hotladyband. I believe in engaging customers with valuable messaging. I love @pottedmeat.

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

“Mommy, I know everyone’s weakness... it’s dying.”

😂😂😂

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

I’ve successfully convinced our four-year-old that his face turns green when he’s lying. When he covers his entire face (in his hands, under blanket, etc), I know something’s up.

🤞 this lasts well into the teens years.

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

Amazing story alert ⤵ 😩😭😩

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

I kinda just want to call to see what happens...

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@adangross Bahahahahaha!!!!!

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I’m honestly curious why people with bias honestly say they are honestly curious when they are honestly just trying to push their bias on someone else...

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Mood...

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

When you learn your son has been exposed to Covid the same day the Iowa hospitals reach capacity... cool. cool. cool.

Also, I JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY NOSE!

[Laura Terrell KCCI @LTerrellKCCI]

BREAKING: @UnityPointDSM is AT CAPACITY for the first time since the pandemic began. @DrRossanaRosa calls this a critical situation. Right now the hospital is not turning people away, but she says it means a long ER wait and canceling elective surgeries. @KCCINews

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

Is there anything sexier than overhearing your husband sing a lullaby to your crying baby in the middle of the night? *swoon*

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

I’m living in a perpetual rickroll right now. My four-year-old discovered “Never Gonna Give You Up” and also knows how to ask Alexa to repeat songs... I wish I were joking.

[Mat Whitecross 🇺🇦💙💛 @MatWhitecross]

Chris always talked about Sky Full of Stars being about the light at the end of the tunnel - about the triumph of hope over despair. @coldplay were Beau Biden’s favourite band. And Biden & Harris played the song as fireworks burst overhead, marking a new era for America 😍

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

In the words of @JimGaffigan the news has been my “McDonalds” for the last few days. Telling myself I’ll just indulge one more day.... 😬

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

In case you missed it, here’s a clip of me moderating last night’s Presidential Debate. https://t.co/ksQcQReyRY

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

Amazing resource. Thank you!

[Bryanna Wallace & Autumn Gupta @Autumn_Bry]

https://t.co/9IPHChxdp7

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New form of rejection “sorry, I can’t virtually hang out with you tonight. I already have plans to virtually hang with someone else.”

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

“Nobody cares about your cloud based software!” - my inner monologue critiquing an ad

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

I nominate @justinwise to be a speaker during #TeachableLive because he makes learning fun and is a skilled teacher. He has TONS of experience helping people up their facebook ad strategy game. It’s super valuable, timely, and applicable information. Nothing else like it.

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

@hellonnnewman I will gladly play into this when we hangout

[Jodi Anne Roberts @JodiAnneRoberts]

If I'm completely honest with myself, I spend way too much of my day looking for the perfect gif.