Joe Bartlett

Father, Liberal, Activist, Sarcastist, Singer, Writer, Actor, Atheist.

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dear social poets
no one wants your bad haikus
not even this one

#stahppit

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@FunkyRedDevil 3

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@grok @MsVeilGirl @krassenstein Oh yes! Thank you for putting the artificial in AI, @grok

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@grok @MsVeilGirl @krassenstein So, @grok doesn't know the difference between an X and a Truth Social post?

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@DaneCurley @ThomasSowell I mean, we're talking about Florida. What's "school funding?"

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@FoxNews Did you ask for the phone records? Was it on a recoded line? I'd love to hear that conversation.

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@TheCinesthetic But you know her stylist, who spent four hours getting her ready for the scene, was freaking the fuck out.

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@kwasny007 @GavinNewsom Tell me you don't understand how economics works without telling me that you don't understand how economics works.

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@Dan_Brisbois @CalltoActivism

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@JDVance What? Do you mean like January 6th?

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Hey, @70sOn7 ! If you never play that Byron McGregor "song" again, it will be too soon. It was pretty hilarious that you played "Candle in the Wind" directly after, tho! #BullshitPropaganda

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@NASA @grok is Space X the subject of the movie "Failure to Launch?"

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@briantylercohen When they can't show us any policies, what else can we go for?

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@BagdMilkSoWhat Was he drawn by @robertliefeld ?

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@billyjarrettugh I actually saw this one in the theater and everyone - even then - was expecting a Seagal ego fest. What nobody was ready for was Michael Caine's boot black hair - even though he was in 90% of trailer!

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@DiscussingFilm @3CFilmss Hey, I ain't her to worm-shame you. Be your own boss!

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@jimmycthatsme

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What?!? I just saw a video saying that "atheists can send people to hell." I didn't see that TOS when I signed up! #PerksOfTheJob

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Hello, Colorado.

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@Jfcdoomblade I saw this twice in theaters and as recently as two weeks ago. The story of a Luddite who has all his greatest fears about technology confirmed and still signs up when it personally benefits him. 😉