Joe

Restaurant owner, Lives in Orlando. My teams are anything Cuse, Dolphins, Magic, Dodgers and Sabres. Fuck Trump. I live by the Golden Rule.

[Joe @JoeCusefan63]

Yes it was and on my birthday.

[Sonder 🌹 🌟 @Sonderisfon]

Kobe and his daughter

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald Trump currently controls the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the White House. If he was gonna send you MAGA dipshits $5000 checks he would've done it already. Jesus Chrysler you're dumb

[I'MYOURHUCKLEBERRY @PLSgetserious]

Florida voters, vote no on three. Lame Duck DeSantis is trying to wreck Florida on his way out the door. Don't let him destroy public services, so he can have a talking point on his next failed run for President.

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not slap Chris Rock on stage at the Academy Awards on March 07, 2022?"

Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

TikTok fucking nailed the Senate questioning of Jack Smith…

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Fun Fact: Jack Smith had 86 witnesses lined up ready to convict Donald Trump, and every goddamn one of them was a Republican

[Kevin Peters @kfpeters]

[SCHMITT]: "How much involvement did you have in planning 9-11?"

[SMITH]: "None."

[SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.”

shows text bubble: <‘I can’t wait to see the jets kill the patriots’>

[SMITH]: "Yes, that was about a football game the next Sunday…”

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?"

[SMITH]: "We aren't."

[SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

You can't make this make sense.

[Robby Roadsteamer @RobbyRoadsteame]

10 ICE Agents Vs 1 Giraffe singing ABBA at Delaney Hall Newark New Jersey! 🦒💙

[Margaret🌴Siegien 🐦📷 @margaretsiegien]

I'm surprised Trump hasn't invited the Cornell 7 to the White House for McDonald's yet.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

I wonder if Scarlett Johansson is free this Saturday?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump says that his convention had 107 million views and the NFL game that night had 25 Million.

Here are the actual Nielsen-based estimates for TV/streaming viewers across Fox News, Newsmax and NewsNation:

3.3 Million Trump Speech
25.1 Million NFL Game

FACT: Trump Lied.

[Minor Sky @MinorSky3]

@DougWahl1 It's not like he humped a couch.

[REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA @michaelt5656]

It’s really that simple!

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Misspelling the name of your own country in a document about super intelligence is an impressive feat.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Is there anything more MAGA than the smug arrogance of someone who’s dead wrong but doesn’t realize it yet?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Schmitt: Who knew jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan? We had information he was at a basketball game. There was only one NBA game that night which is why I asked him if he was in Atlanta. He answered the question. That's what these hearings are for. You ask questions, you get answers. Smith has perjured himself before, but he says he's at the game. Maybe he's a Caitlin Clark fan. We'll accept that.

[Warren @swd2]

"How tf did you not know it was the Hawkeyes and not the Hawks?

"I dunno bro. Both birds and sports balls."