Joe Fattorini

"Rather dull for most viewers" The Canberra Times

[Joe Fattorini @joefattorini]

If you're a winemaker and want to sell more, for more money, in more markets... get in touch today

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Forget the poor A level results. It's the two-page demolition of your entire personality, ability, character, dress sense, and future prospects from a Brigadier at the Regular Commissions Board with instructions never to apply again that's the real kick in the nuts.

[James @jamesinsurrey]

The same glasses she wore whenever her husband came home from Selfridges.

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@NABurkinshaw @OldRoberts953 The word freudenabteilungen came to mind. Which is a pretty grim place to start.

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@PaulEmbery I failed politics A level because I was cocky and read The Daily Telegraph as if it were a textbook.

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@roseveniceallan I never, ever, in my darkest nightmares imagined former ministers would recommend the introduction of Freudenabteilungen in the UK.

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@bindelj This is just heartbreakingly sad. Men have no "needs". A woman's body is not a workplace. We must make sure her work and - fundamentally - sacrifice, lives on x

[Philip Haigh @philatrail]

Message from my sister who is on a train: “If you see anything suspicious, other than this train being vaguely on time…”

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@ChristiAnna220 @Ryan_Daigler It did this morning.

[dave trott @davetrott]

This is what I'm talking about.
The one on the left is for ordinary people (like me) the one on the right is for academics

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@davetrott I read a lot of scripts on TV/podcasts etc. I've never noticed before that one thing I do is re-write them all into that Gertrude Steiny/Dave Trott format. Because that shows me how I'll read it. And it shows readers how it will sound in their head.

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@thesundaysport Immediately goes into the Twitter/X hall of fame of tweets

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@davetrott It's phenomenal

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@damekatydenise_ Is he redoing "Hello" by The Beloved?

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

rogue choice in this heat, has he considered a standard continental lager

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@bindelj James O'Brien and his book are like me becoming the bestselling author of: "How To Be A Woman. With A Beautiful Head Of Hair And A Tinkling Soprano Voice".

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@cjsnowdon Oh you and your completely logical and evidence-based arguments.

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@icod My theory is that they're all too young to be embarrassed at looking like Avid Merrion.

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@Feintglow oooof

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the sadness in its isles

[Kay Burley @KayBurley]

I’ve seen longer queues in the ‘five items or fewer’ isle.

Stop it, just stop it!