Fire the beloved sideline reporter
Replace iconic food stand name with corporate sponsor slop
Tell us the roster is different and we have a good club
Cut 2 guys and have to eat $38 mil
Blame inability to hit on not having a LH BP guy
And it’s only April 23. What a mess
The Phillies are basically an adult frat house
Beers in the dugout
Guys named Trea, Bryson, Kyle, Alec, JT
Someone's surgically removed rib in a jar
At least one dude obsessed with raw milk
And very little diversity
This is how I will always remember Ranger Suarez.
A pitcher who was always there in the big moments.
A man who was so clutch for the Phillies and brought us so many legendary moments.
Thank you for everything Ranger Suarez