🍩 Captain Donut

I love my Wife, my kids, stocks, and Boats.
And donuts...

Not a financial advisor, or an astronaut.

[🍩 Captain Donut @JoeHarper]

How to tell if this account is BASED:

[🍩 Captain Donut @JoeHarper]

Day trading is easy.

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

Elon Musk just gained Bill Gates’ entire net worth in one day

[J @JoeHallenbeck17]

T H E F U C K I S A K I L O M E T E R ! ! !

[🍩 Captain Donut @JoeHarper]

When I win the lottery I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The boat garage called me poor

[🍩 Captain Donut @JoeHarper]

ATL baby!

[Jose Miguel @jpgechele]

“EsTaDoS UniDoS No EsTá LiSTo PaRa Un MuNdiAL” 🤡

Los Estados Unidos:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

European tourists in America right now

[Captain Jim James @JimJame74888138]

REMEMBER THE BERS TERRORIZED YOU LAST WEEK

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

New York won the NBA Finals
UFC at the White House tonight
USA making a World Cup run
Trump ending the war in Iran
Elon is the first ever Trillionaire
S&P500 at 8,500 by year-end

America’s 250th summer. 🇺🇸

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

last one

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Wishing a happy weekend to my fellow normies

[🍩 Captain Donut @JoeHarper]

It’s all just merchandising.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If this works, I'm treating myself to a volcano lair. It's time.

[🍩 Captain Donut @JoeHarper]

@tinacety Right! Same same

[🍩 Captain Donut @JoeHarper]

America is freaking killing it these days!

MERICA! F-Yeah!

[Doge Tipping @Dogetothemoon]

@elonmusk @JohnStossel Elon tonight at party be like

[Stupid Seal🦭 @Stupid_Seal_]

A very good morning to everyone except the nation of Paraguay.

IT’S OFFICIALLY MATCH DAY IN THE USA 🇺🇸 🦅

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

This single tweet cost California hundreds of billions of dollars in taxes, revenue, and jobs:

[🍩 Captain Donut @JoeHarper]

@tinacety Thanks!
been great!!

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits