Robot Joe Miller

Scientist; UNC Charlotte Hockey Alum; I write stuff. I dig conservation and sustainability. Robots are my friends. Shoot pucks, not guns.

[Robot Joe Miller @JoeMiller17]

Farewell. I’m leaving social media, with peace and purpose. I’ve left a map with R2 @ [email protected] if anyone needs to find me.

May the Force be with you.

[Stray Rescue @StrayRescue]

The forecast is calling for frigid lows over this next week. Please keep your dogs inside. We rescue freezing dogs every winter. We all need to share this!

[Tony X @soIoucity]

other countries.... sit back and relax we'll show u how to do this hockey thing

[wint @dril]

my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

[Christian Blauvelt @ctblauvelt]

Before I shut down for the holidays, a few thoughts on #StarWars #TheLastJedi.. Where to begin? Well, to start, it’s the first blockbuster I can remember that demands you scan all edges of the frame. A wide screen has rarely been used this dynamically.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

An underrated & great aspect of the Star Wars universe is that many times it is indicated that R2D2 is a robot that uses curse words.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Saw two emotional support dogs try to fight each other at the airport and I think we’re all ready for 2018.

[Robot Joe Miller @JoeMiller17]

@christinem85 You think he knows the difference between a bonus and an “early retirement package”?

[Robot Joe Miller @JoeMiller17]

@christinem85 You should feel shame. And now I will moderately press you, for #TheLastJedi was an absolute delight. For SHAME!

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Oh no! Your Star Wars had some “inconsistencies”? So sad.

Listen here motherfucker. I saw Episode 1-3 in theaters. I sat through shit you couldn’t imagine. Jar-Jar Binks. BackFlipping Yoda. Midichloreans. Space diners. That’s right, a FUCKING SPACE DINER. AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE-

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

CANT STOP WONT STOP

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Adding the Star Wars ending to any video makes it 10x funnier.

[Robot Joe Miller @JoeMiller17]

Look at the tiny fucking hands on this burnt croissant-looking waste of electrical wiring. It’s almost as hideous as President Hamster-suckin-on-a-water-bottle-full-of-Fox-and-Friends. https://t.co/LXNXdaHnTF

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Robot Joe Miller @JoeMiller17]

@christinem85

[Robot Joe Miller @JoeMiller17]

Salacious Crumb cackling on his keyboard. What a dunce. https://t.co/5ny9jM1U4b

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Ted Cruz kills Luke Skywalker again... Jedi apparently no match for facts. https://t.co/p1hiAR1hLC

[Robot Joe Miller @JoeMiller17]

Amen. I love this. https://t.co/UaOyb0cypM

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe

[Robot Joe Miller @JoeMiller17]

I absolutely loved #TheLastJedi