JoeN_Doe

Self-proclaimed Mr. Avocado| Digital Marketing| Music PR| Here for the Laughs!!!

[JoeN_Doe @JoeN_Snow_]

All these ghosts and I still can't find a Boo.

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

If Kenyans are badly behaved and it is in their DNA, why do they suddenly behave well when they go to those functional countries that you guys love? What happens to the bad DNA?

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Shame on the politician who put these kids on the streets for this bullshit

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

Hakuna protests against this guy imeisha bila a protestor being shot dead. It's done deliberately to teach guys a lesson

[KHRC @thekhrc]

More disturbing evidence is surfacing. Police are unleashing deadly force on unarmed Nanyuki residents who pose zero threat and have already surrendered. KHRC is documenting this brutality for legal action. We demand an immediate end to police violence.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Its like you are running a countdown to our first Ebola case.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[#OromoProtests @SeiseBagbo]

Can y'all just listen to what Okiya Omtata keeps saying?
Just listen.

That is where our eyes should be at. Our attention and pressure.

Start being weapons of mass construction for the future you want. We have to.

[Mwikya. @_demwiky]

Nimekaa hivi nikakumbuka mwenye Charisma alikua aMarry Twice aliolewa first

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Good to remind everyone that this good lady has no public health or any medical training at all.

She's a B. Ed. Major with an MBA and is an excellent eductor.

But not a medic at all. At all.

[#OromoProtests @SeiseBagbo]

I told kenyans this.
There is nothing the parliament passed or the president has sold that can't be retrieved.
It is why they need you numb and in doom. Unthinking.

We can reverse all of it, we just have to be willing to face our work.

They are the ones out of time, not us.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

They didn't lose anything because it was not their money to begin with.

[Mariam @WairimuMariam]

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Tana River Senator Danson Mungatana lost KSh 76M, including his family home, to a witch-doctor promising to double his money.

This is a former Garsen MP and practicing lawyer. If these are the minds we elect to guide county development and our children's future, we are in trouble.

Awuoro! 🤦

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

support Maraga. Invest in Maraga. Talk about Maraga. Look at Maraga manifesto. Educate on Maraga. Maraga the 6th.

[Mohasik @Mohasik8]

Instead of asking why Isiolo and Meru communities need peace, justice, water, grazing solutions and proper governance, Matiang’i jumps straight to a military buffer zone like citizens are enemy territories. Typical matiangi always seeing force as the solution.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Whoever said we have become parents to this man & his regime really ate. “Usiibe hizo”, “Usikate hiyo”, “Usiuze hapo”, “Usivunje…” every week.

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Real ones know we want riddims ���

[vincent @vinwambua]

just left the Kenya Space Expo early. Total disaster,beautiful banners, great catering everyone is eating, nobody is building! Zero rockets. I walked in, looked around and thought: are we running a tourism agency or an aerospace program? Absolute phonies 😂

[Odanga Madung @Odangaring]

This is exactly what Nairobi has become, lots of resources are available for talking, panels, content and eating sausages in hotels, but nobody is really producing...

Kenya s no longer productive! We are just talkative!

[Joyce Nyairo @jnyairo]

When KALRO and KEBS warn us there is aflotoxin-laced cereal in the country, and that it has cancer-causing agents, what do they want us, as consumers, to do?
Do we have the means to trace, mop up—and prosecute those selling— toxic grain?
Why does GoK stop at WARNING the public?😮‍💨

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

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