Joe Simpleton

If I’m awake I’m probably burning fuel. If you’re reading this you’re welcome.

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@Fairyuxfhe Well if I was trans I’d obviously detransition…

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@LiveAncestral Cool. We all agree. I’m gonna go ride my motorcycle. When I’m done I’ll sit in the garage, knock back a few beers in peace and quiet and perhaps order a hooker.

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@randolf828 Pro life death cult?

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@trainofangels00 Cool. So when they’ve adequately front loaded (aka “stockpiled”) ahead of the tariffs they’re worried about and then the tariffs kick in what happens?

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@DentWhit @PhilMcCavity17 @Paulrestore @grok Please let this be sarcasm.

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@DouglasMh777 @RealPeterLinder That is funny. When exactly was the last time you were accused of being a man..?

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@PatsyDiabetes I already bought a woman a house. I pretty much stick to hookers these days. Best of luck in your future endeavours though.

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@JohnCleese So when it comes to Britain you seem to have it right. When it comes to pretty much anywhere else you’re impressively disillusioned.
Have you really never considered how much you have in common with Trump?

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@gator_gum I’m starting to think you’re a parody account. If so: fucking good on you. I thought *I* had a dark sense of humour lol.

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@gator_gum To whom then do they belong?

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If you’ve not yet decided on whoto hate you need look no further than religion or politics.

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@snowyxq1 You only asked half the question. Also ask us if we’ve ever felt superior because of the color of our skin.

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@CrunchAlias Like many of the things considered “stupid” these days there is an easy explanation: it didn’t “become” widespread. It was considered common sense right up until the world went full Clown World.

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@Applegator82882 @wokal_distance Stupid hormones…

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@ForMYCanada The nerve of a politician using fear without any foundation in truth to influence the opinions of the electorate. Boy did we dodge a bullet by re-electing the Liberals.

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@pinusserotina @JuneMariellary You sound like my ex wife. When she left I got Nothing. So when my girlfriend also started to sound like my ex wife I left her and bought myself a motorcycle and a sports car.
Women: 0.
Shiny shit that burns fuel: 1.
I don’t hate women - I’m just good at math.

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@Z82757415 @westbrom7777 That’s your takeaway?But *he* is the prick?

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@itsrosesm I’m sorry - is that supposed to be a bad thing? I don’t feel like that’s the threat you think it is. More like a bonus…

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@tppc79sw94 @Roman_Baber @PierrePoilievre @MarkJCarney @CBCNews But we’re not. That’s kinda the point. You appear to be suggesting that my opinion as a Canadian is irrelevant. Is that how you think this should work? Will you feel the same the next the Conservatives win a majority? No one who agrees with them deserves a voice?

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@jnacc1 @ronmortgageguy I’m curious how the consequences will affect you personally.