Joe

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@Natureryme1 @LewisWilkins92

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@elegant_elz I found most teams start around under 8. My boy just got into his first team but had to do trials - i asked the coach why and it’s mainly to assess their attitude and whether they’re mentally ready for it which I get.

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@JHFootballAgent @LKCOYB Keeping well, John. Be great to see you both again soon. Catch up well overdue

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@JHFootballAgent @LKCOYB How’s Janice, @JHFootballAgent ? Sending my regards and hope you’re both well

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@Louis_Beneventi @FFulbright Geezers been a parody account for the last 10 years lol

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@surajit_ghosh2 Just don’t go in the fucking sea

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@Queenie_2312 @CrimeLdn Was saying this with my wife. Needs to be taught at school as well - kids too often will just ignore their parents

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@chelseayouth Clubs are in this perpetual cycle of selling youth prospects to maximise profit for accounting purposes, then signing replacements of similar or less quality, who they’ll eventually end up selling again anyway. Everything is about (appearing) to be on top of your income sheets

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@NiceGuyKenny Which one?

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@GeorgeSmileyOBE ‘To remain competitive’ is the line. Imagine where we would be if we weren’t trying to remain competitive

[Kenneth @NiceGuyKenny]

@CFC_CS “I like Enzo because he gives a bit back”
I tell you what he’s had to give back, The Falklands.

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@SawyerMerritt Absolutely hideous

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@CFCRobL Grow up. I’m a season ticket holder and if you’re crying out for that to be a penalty then watch another sport

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@18KJ72 Got more fingers than they do teeth

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@cfcpep Controversial but true. Can safely say it was the only time I was actually entertained watching games. If we’re not winning then I at least expect to watch something entertaining

[N8 @Vararse_]

Doue, Kvara, Dembele & Barcola gonna take turns on Ben White like he’s Bonnie Blue

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@Matt_Law_DT Oh no what am I going to do now I only earn 200 grand a week

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@NizaarKinsella 😂😂😂😂 total nonsense. They’re all on incentivized contracts to play in the champions league for a start

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@SkySportsPL How do you continually pull your shorts down without them falling off?

[Joe @JoeStratts]

@TimesSport @matthewsyed As soon as I saw who wrote this I knew the theme of it. Crooked faced wanker ✊💦💦