Joseph

Product Manager, London.

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@VeryHelpers your website if CONSTANTLY blocking me saying I’m a bot / using a VPN. I’ve never even managed to see the product on your website once. This happens across all my devices. I want to know exactly what signals make me a bot under a data subject access request

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@Argos_Online Hi, I travelled to work near an Argos where I was due to pick up my online order today. Once I got to the area you’ve told me there’s a delay in my order. Since I can’t now afford to travel again, please can you send the items directly to my address free of charge?

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@IcelandClaimHub Please send me your card number and 3 digit security code on the back of your card

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@IcelandFoods I forgot to add an item to get the 4 for £15 deal. My deliveries today. Are you able to add it for me?

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@REISS Ordered for next day delivery Sunday, it was delayed and hasn’t even turned up today 😂. Can you compensate with me the order for free. I trusted you for an outfit for an important event which never turned up. I then had to rush around last minute.

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@Uber_Support I was stuck in london last night. Uber app would not open - all other apps opened, including uber eats. I reset my phone. Same thing. App just would not launch. This seems sus as fuck. Why did your app block me?

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@Deliveroo I keep getting charged for Deliveroo and I can’t find what account? It’s been taking money for months

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@Deliveroo I’m being charged £7.99 a month and I cannot find what account it’s on. I want to cancel it

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@British_Airways Hi. My avois are being converted to nectar, but I can’t track down which nectar card account they’re going to. Are you able to help?

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@British_Airways Your app made me log out and when I logged in, said I had to set up 2FA. Which I select the box, it says network rate limit reached and won’t let me log into. Cool system.

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@nectar hi, I’ve been trying to access my nectar for a few years. Ive requested a phone number change over a year ago and I still can’t access it

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@vinted @vintedUK Can you please stop using Yodel as a courier? They’re incompetent and degrade your brand. Never a straight forward delivery with those apes.

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@Pret Everey day, my iPhone automatically connects to your Pret shop WiFi. This automatically logs me out of my Pret app the second I go to use it. This means I have to leave the Pret shop and walk for 3 mins to get signal and log back in everyday. Did anybody think this through?

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@VintedHelp_3 Hi Sahara. Any particular reason you’re contacting me from a duped scam account?

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@dhlexpressuk 5 days in a row you’ve told me you’re collecting my parcel. 5 days in a row nobody has come. No way to contact your customer service. I’ve reported you to American Express for fraud.

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@vintedUK @vinted I’ve been to the three closest shops around me In London, all of them with broken Evri machines. Three days in a row I’ve spent 45 minutes circling the area trying them. Bored of it. Can you change my parcels to use Inshop so I can actually post them?

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@AXS_UK Please DM me and tell me which seats to the tour you’re going to provide me with. I refuse to have lost out on tickets because you can’t run a website. You’re supposed to be able to handle this shit properly it’s you’re one job.

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@AXS_UK I didn’t refresh, I didn’t use VPN. I didn’t “click too much” to simply tried selecting seats. I don’t have another device. You’ll need to now find me tickets for this as I would have had them if your automated system hadn’t wrongfully blocked me.

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@AXS_ClientTM Hi Lee. I won’t be providing your fake ass account with my personal information. Fuck off

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@HunteLucy @AXS_UK I’d be fine if I didn’t get them because they’d sold out, but yeah waiting hours to be wrongfully banned as a bot because of their shite website is bull

[Joseph @Joe_Piper]

@AXS_UK Can you read bro? I clicked on a seat and clicked on buy. Did not refresh, did not tap too much, didn’t use VPN. Your faulty system banned people as bots when they were not, so I expect compensation.