Joe Cristalli sucks

Don't steal people's stuff and definitely don't falsely accuse them of holding a weapon.

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@bethany38683249 @prof_smartass The lives he "stole" were three criminals. The world is literally a better place with them dead. If you want to claim what he did is illegal, you do you. But if you act like the dead are anything other than complete filth, then you're one of them too.

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@Steve_Daniels3 @whatdafuqsgood @prof_smartass Muh state lines!

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@prof_smartass So what you're saying is that every person who joins the military is just doing it to shoot someone and nothing more.

Put the Soylent down, seriously.

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@MikeTomGotJokes @agenda212030 @GreenCPA @randolphkwatson @prof_smartass Maybe, just maaaybe because even these idiots had enough sense to realize that if they shot him in the back as he was running away, they'd go to trial except they'd LOSE.

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@prof_smartass What he is saying is that every person who joins the military is hoping they get to shoot someone. What an utter fruitcake.

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@VitoGesualdi Get a ticket to a different movie. If they're selling it at the concession counter, it's not like they'll know the difference.

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@GPackers151 @dyllyp *Juicy

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@ChickenLivers10 @dyllyp He's definitely lying, just like he did with this post:

https://t.co/FSe6tcOCMn

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The amount of death threats I get on the daily is comical. I watch princess movies and drink juice. But I promise you I will still beat your ass.

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@dyllyp Your mom's house, Your dad's house... I only count two.

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@Axe2084 @dyllyp He's making it up like he made this up:

https://t.co/FSe6tcOCMn

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The amount of death threats I get on the daily is comical. I watch princess movies and drink juice. But I promise you I will still beat your ass.

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@Nandodaumus @dyllyp This is his MO. Check out this post from January.

https://t.co/FSe6tcOCMn

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The amount of death threats I get on the daily is comical. I watch princess movies and drink juice. But I promise you I will still beat your ass.

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@HillWilly69 @dyllyp He makes shit up a lot:

https://t.co/Uz1ldbx0j1

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The amount of death threats I get on the daily is comical. I watch princess movies and drink juice. But I promise you I will still beat your ass.

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@dyllyp Suuuure they did. You're the new Juicy Smoulier.

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@LuLucy8 @rmayemsinger Considering he only shoots looters who attack him, and considering there is now case law to protect him (likely to be even stronger after business owners have to mow down the rioters who will strike this week), he may not even make it past the grand jury.

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@rmayemsinger This guy will have his pick of hot blonde midwestern women who believe in gender roles. Do you think he cares about the opinion of some feminist whose "enter only" hole smells like surströmming?

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@laurenboebert Because Binger wasn't already dangerous enough to Americans.

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@HwyteHotep @MoGrey6 @OutcastAndrew @the_moviebob Thanks for demonstrating that you are too young to actually own a business. Speaking of moms, yours needs to cut down on your screen time.

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@NPournelle @IdealParadigm @StarTribune Desperation, you say?

https://t.co/m27bZPN2fI

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@scrubsfan10 @MichaelJStern1 @StarTribune Yeah! And he had Braille secretly printed onto the name cards, and Kyle was trained to rapidly read Braille. And there were little notes like "this guy voted for Trump so pick him". And Kyle totally could read that and he totally picked the best jurors!