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[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[mug @Joesamug]

@wilk3ns @abhagvasur @DangerousThinkg pH is a logarithmic scale pH 5 is 100x more acidic than pH 7

[Leslie Davidson @BigLez67]

hope croatia like fish and chips cos they’re getting battered

[mia 🇲🇽🇧🇦🇺🇿 @szaampan]

watching the world cup but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows i know international sport is a form of soft power

[mug @Joesamug]

@nise_yoshimi deadlock

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

selecting the white man with a gun in a shooter: "Locked And Loaded!"

selecting the Asian woman with a sword in a shooter:"For The Honour Of My Clan."

selecting the robot in a shooter: "Sensors Calibrated For An Ass Kicking"

selecting Bazza in a shooter: "Fuckin Ave It My Son"

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[csz @cszabla]

anthropocene latest

[turbomander @turbomander]

HEARTBREAKING: king forced to raise taxes on the peasantry after trusted advisor reveals existence of a higher number

[mug @Joesamug]

@dimitripilled not a movie but a slice of life netflix sitcom where the wizard grows into a keystone of the community and learns that friendship is more powerful than his spells

[mug @Joesamug]

@KoochDog @aedison esme

[mug @Joesamug]

@KoochDog @aedison They are vestigial, our mammal-like reptile ancestors were polyphodonts and continuously replaced their teeth. crown group mammals lost this trait in favour of more complex dentition but some mammals like elephants regained this trait due to their diets.

[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

I am supine suntanning naked in the yard. My phone rings. It’s my basil guy. “The plants just came in,” he says. “They’re coming off the truck right now. Four different species.” I bolt upright. “You’re kidding,”

[Super Monkey Tweets @MonkeyBallTweet]

i hate vodka but the monkey head is calling to me like it's the green goblin mask

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

"Don't engage with that, it's rage bait from a monetized account in Nigeria" Oh and god forbid I help a Nigerian man feed his family.

[mug @Joesamug]

@usablejam @TheMurgy @toslap @MassiveCorgi @cyberpyre if you ever had a brain it crawled out of your ear hundreds of moons ago

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

[angel of the lanes @ThomasSilken]

Last night was a failed but heroic localised Irish rebellion bro

[mug @Joesamug]

@FFSBert @NIMBYSlayer_69 the brainworms may be terminal

[oowgn @oowgn]

@SputzeeD @DreamLeaf5 Are you harboring any alt accounts in your domicile