Joey Devine

comedian/writer/temporary host of @roundrockpod. I believe that Dinosaur World is the only place where a boy like me could be happy

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

There is a reason for it. It helps you remember some guys when you’re old. Tony Delk? Burned in my damn brain and yesterday I literally couldn’t remember my zip code.

[kevln @notorlouslT]

there's no real reason for this award to exist

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

82-0 is fun and all, but I have an idea for an NFL version.

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

Don’t blame me. I wrote in Garcetti for mayor AND governor.

[Henry Abbott @TrueHoop]

I covered Jason Kidd when he played for the Nets. I know one of his childhood friends. I've been to his house, met his kids, then-wife, and Pilates Instructor. And I have insight from many people who worked with him in his coaching years. This is a great firing.

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

@TotallyAllen Thanks Al. jean doumanian was just trying to recreate Lorne in the aggregate

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

Billy, this is Joe Piscopo he’s one of the most underrated SNL performers in history. his only defect is every sketch has to have Frank Sinatra in it.

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

As a cast member, Will Ferrell had one of the highest sketch per episode (SPE) rates in #SNL history

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

Boston should’ve at least gotten a couple second rounders if they were giving up a silverback

[Megan Swift @mgswift7]

Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.

Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
https://t.co/qU732Imrfg

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

Hey @chadfordinsider with the draft coming up again can you please come on my podcast and tell us the story of how this ended up being the only photo ESPN had of Andris Biedrins for years?

[Roundball Rock @RoundRockPod]

Hey @chadfordinsider, with the nba draft coming up, will you please come on the show and solve one of the great roundball mysteries: How did you end up with the photo credit on this picture?

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

Incredible press releases happening right now

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

@mags_mclaugh

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

Let’s just say the end of this very charming podcast is on brand for Moneyball

[The Catered Quiz @TheCateredQuiz]

On the 100th regular season episode of The Catered Quiz, comedian Joey Devine joins the show to answer questions about the Golden State Warriors and Moneyball. We also talk about The Newsroom, George Karl and Robin Williams.

[name but also a little joke @bearsaremean]

20+ since Charles Grodin yelled at Martin Short to act like a human boy and I have carried that insult in my heart ever since, I love it so much.

And "human" is so funnier than "normal human", the bar is so much lower, after all this time my only contribution to the joke has been to make it worse. Just give me one more decade, let me workshop this one a bit, my strength is not improv

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

@AGoldmund @ Gork what dis?

[ben hylak @benhylak]

guys in sf will be like “i know a place” and it’s the tonga room

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

Honestly? He doesn’t feel like a mister OR a beast

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

Gui Santos looks like if Anderson Varejao played in a Silk Sonic cover band and I think that is cool

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

If I’ve learned anything from the Persona games it’s that every Japanese teen friend group consists of:

a wealthy heiress, the student body president, a star athlete with an injury, a famous model/singer, a child detective, a robot OR an animal, & the most annoying boy alive

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

@eclairification Cube 2: hypersteven

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I live in Loz Feliz and there's an apartment above me that has been vacant for over a year. Landlord refuses to lower the rent to incentivize someone to move in, yet buys bigger and bigger for rent signs to put outside the building. The free market is a myth. Landlords are evil.