Sidecar Joe

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris woke up briefly from death this morning to correct an error on his death certificate.

He then shook hands with the doctor, laid back down, and died again.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:

"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

World war 3

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

😩I can't take this Eevee anymore

[☆ YT ☆ @ytbouthataction]

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations you’re not fly enough

[Sidecar Joe @JoeyMacRoberts]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #JacobRodriguez

[Kirby Hocutt @kirbyhocutt]

Write this down… 4.25.26 #WreckEm

[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

Attention Red Raider nation, thanks to the generosity of @TTUpessimist, we are giving away TWO tickets to the game Saturday.

All YOU have to do to enter is retweet this tweet and we will pick a winner on Friday!

Wreck ‘em

[king burns🌵 @_kingburns1]

@CFBPlayoff @Big12Conference @TexasTechFB @TexasTech @TechAthletics @BYU @BYUfootball @BYUCougars DONT TAKE IT TO THAT WALMART

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I lost it when he got to cumulus clouds

[mrredpillz jokaqarmy @JOKAQARMY1]

The new Add for AIPAC 🤔

[J Tuck @jtuck151]

MAKE THE DEFENSE GREAT AGAIN 🧙🏾‍♂️

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Drafted Derrick Henry in fantasy the year he fumbles every game

[Moey JcGuire @SuckMyDak4]

Will Hammond looking at the Utah Defense

[CFB FIGHT CLUB @PacFight]

If Texas Tech is ranked #1 at any point in the season, I will shove a 5 layer burrito up my ass.

[LaDamion “LG” Guyton @DamionGuyton3]

https://t.co/G2VM7JmMx1. 3:30🙏🏾

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Welcome back Ozzy Osbourne