Toey Jallywacker

Republican Presidential Debate Correspondent: @CBS.

[Toey Jallywacker @JoeyTallywacker]

JJ Redick doing it for Scalia tonight.

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Hawthorne Heights: Ohio is for Losers

#NYK #AlwaysKnicks

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@Juliedonuts @simple_dude18 What the fuck does Aladdin have to do with this?

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Eat shit Bill Simmons

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Incredible job by Mike Brown doing everything wrong in that 4th quarter.

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Remember when she was selling softcore porn calendars with Jacob Wohl's dad lmao?

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

I live in the South. South Carolina, specifically.

Trump country.

I worked two of Trump's presidential campaigns and have a wealth of merch and memorabilia in storage.

Clearly I want nothing more to do with it so I tried to give it to some vets who live in my neighborhood, who I KNOW voted Trump because they came to me for flags and campaign signs for their yards.

They didn't want it.

I LITERALLY can not give it away.

MAGA is dead.

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@hammerito Can't wait for MyPlayer to lead an all-time comeback against Hopkins in front of 400 people after being suspended the first half for rapping the N-word on Tik Tok.

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Refusing to watch Bad Bunny's halftime show because it's not in English.

Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba"

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TPUSA

Toilet
Paper
USA

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I will vote for Andrew Cuomo if he promises to re-name the Empire State Building after his dad.

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@timmer517 @Kashm3 @WorldWideWob His Tweet is about celebrities at MSG when the Lakers play the Knicks vs when the Wizards play the Knicks.

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"I died brother"- HH

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@ClarinetMentors @MLS @WhitecapsFC You might be the only person on the planet wondering this.

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It's $219,999,830, assuming they're using the fees from my two kids' rejected applications as part of the remittance.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Columbia University agrees to pay more than $220 million in deal with the Trump administration to restore federal funding. https://t.co/o87P2gJlcv

[Toey Jallywacker @JoeyTallywacker]

Agreed.

- Joey Tallywacker

A.A. (academic suspension), Finger Lakes Community College
B.S. (in progress since 2018), SNHU

[Yugo Laurie @Shellzie661]

A degree from Columbia University just became the most worthless thing on the planet.

[Toey Jallywacker @JoeyTallywacker]

Seeing Wenis get these numbers makes me long for Summer 2020

[Curtis Wenis @CurtisWenis]

would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room

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The Pope a globalist? No way!?!?!?!

It's amazing how fucking stupid these people are.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Is it bad that I'm not sad about the Pope?

I think he is just another woke globalist trying to destroy America.

I pray that the next pope is pro-Catholic.

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NY will go to Harris the second the polls close.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Long Island, New York guys.

We may FLIP this state RED.

This is OFF THE CHARTS!

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The jab got another one

[International Tennis Hall of Fame @TennisHalloFame]

Remembering Hall of Famer Vic Seixas, a face of American tennis, who passed at age 100.

A 15-Time Major Champion including a Wimbledon singles championship in 1953.

Seixas was inducted in the ITHF in 1971. Our thoughts are with his friends, colleagues and family.

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@IsDrainBamaged @NBCNews Interesting. I don't think JFK got away.

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@MLBONFOX @MLB World War III and OJ trending. Automatic.