Johan Englén

Attorney | Swedish American | soccer fan

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

I sent a work email where I confidently wished someone “happy Monday!” Dear reader, it is Tuesday.

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

The party of “small government”

[Davis Hammet @Davis_Hammet]

BREAKING: Kansas Republicans have successfully overridden the Governor veto to now authorize genital inspections of children in order for kids to play sports. A very dark & disturbing day.
#ksleg

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

@aspenation17 They’re not kings 😤

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

Exactly, what is being achieved by representing me twice for the same process? States are different than the federal government.

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

@thebabyperks You were too busy with the real medium of the future… newspapers. 🤩

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

Better keep my Chevy Spark on lock until this dies down 😤

[KMNONSCENE @KMNONSCENE]

Baltimore & D.C teens team up as they go after Luxury vehicles in the DMV area, Targeting anything from Range Rovers, Hellcats, and even Maserati. Please be safe and always watch your surroundings.

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

The Pope: I love when people nail their 95 theses about the Church… on a church 😂😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love when people complain about Twitter … on Twitter 🤣🤣

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

@KCase_Closed The Phillies and the Union in their respective post-season finals!

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

The people-pleaser urge to reply all to a completely different department to ask if they all hate me.

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

inshallah they find him

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

Do people not just scroll the IKEA app?

[miss moss ball 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

Cackling hysterically because my bf uninstalled all social media to focus on grad school and now casually scrolls the IKEA APP instead 😭😭 No bitches, blahaj only

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

I've been 42 since the day I turned 16.

[danlet @evildanevil]

some people turn 25 and decide they’re 42

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

@Drizzyrich14 You just used it to make a wildly popular tweet so 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

@AlexEnglen We love to see it 😍.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

A photo of me going into work with a tummy ache

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

*Me crying to elderly dog videos on my lunch break*
*boss walks by* “Hey Johan how are you doing on the…”
* I turn around with mascara running down my face*
“This is MY TIME!”

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

Good job Kansas!

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

I've seen enough: in a huge victory for the pro-choice side, the Kansas constitutional amendment to remove protections of abortion rights fails.

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

Are they “just friends” or are they “bosom friends?”

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

@paythorn22 Congratulations! Take a load off. You have earned it!

[Johan Englén @JohanEnglen]

Just saw him arrive at Dulles. He was very nice to the fans around him.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

DC United and Wayne Rooney have agreed on terms, multiple sources tell me tonight. Rooney, who starred for the club as a player, will be their newest manager. #DCU