John Atkinson

[John Atkinson @JohnAtkinson15]

@enbyinjail The time my pub team on tour was comprehensively beaten by a local side whose star player was a 15 year old girl. We all applauded as she hit the winning runs with a straight six back over the bowler's head into the road beyond the boundary.

[Britain People @Britain_People]

🔴MATT HANCOCK: Covid Fraud

▪️Matt Hancock gave Frances Stanley a £14 MILLION PPE contract AFTER she donated £5,000.

👉RETWEET to demand an investigation.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The KKK have an away strip?

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Message to the @England football team at the #WorldCup for the game v Islamic Republic of Iran 🇮🇷 on Monday. We think it would be amazing if you did this. It would mean more than you could ever imagine.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

EXCLUSIVE: Leading Tory Jonathan Gullis ranting in his kitchen about the annexing of the UK by Albanian drug dealers.

SOUND ON.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I have chosen a Cabinet to represent the full range of the Tory Party, from the cruel, divisive Brextremists and the unprincipled, self-serving freeloaders to the bigoted ideological zealots and the lazy, thick-as-shit fucknuggets.
#Reshuffle

[Paul O’Kane @pmokane]

This is one of the funniest pieces of live radio you’ll ever hear. And the animation adds an extra layer. #Radio #GerryAnderson

[Bands FC @_Bands_FC]

This guy was in the army for four months and didn’t complete his basic training, yet is decked out like some kind of hero. And we laugh at the North Koreans

[Brendan May @bmay]

D. Cameron legacy:

Brexit Catastrophe.

T. May legacy:

Net Zero (which she pushed through in her last couple of days in office to ensure she had one, despite Johnson claiming it as his)

B. Johnson legacy:

‘Buy a new kettle’.

Brown & Blair legacy:

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Fuckstick saves the day…

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

They’ve still got to go to the 1922 committee & get something, and honestly, I will love it if we beat them!

[Bath Ordinary Left @OrdLeftBath]

Superb by @MhairiBlack 👏

“Most terrifying of all Madam Deputy, is that this Government literally want to get rid of the Human Rights Act. And that begs the question, for who do they think rights have gone too far?
#fascisim #ToriesUnfitToGovern

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Text from one of my few Tory MP friends …. ‘An Englishman, an Indian and an American walk into a bar … “usual, Mr Sunak?” says the barman.’

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Hard to believe that a country with a banker as health secretary, influencer as foreign secretary, philistine as culture secretary, and Boris Johnson as PM, would also have a tax-dodging chancellor.

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

It’s been reported that the Chancellor’s wife, Akshata Murthy, is not tax domiciled in the UK. This has been confirmed by a statement issued on her behalf. But I think the statement of facts issued by her is wrong. And I also suggest HMRC could challenge this claim. A thread….