John

Making things

[John @JohnDev__]

Day 1,137, hour 2: Wtf is Steamworks?

[John @JohnDev__]

Day 475, hour 1: Wtf is Steamworks?

[John @JohnDev__]

Does anyone even read any of the ridiculous long rambling posts on here?

😴

[John @JohnDev__]

https://t.co/sbBuPQAoB0

[John @JohnDev__]

Btw Elon ain't paying me a dime

[John @JohnDev__]

Could easily rough x up. Pay me 37b

[John @JohnDev__]

@DiamondNutsGuy Hi

[John @JohnDev__]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[John @JohnDev__]

Boss man: “That'll be £19.94.”

Me: *pulls out a £50 note*

Boss man: “I’m so sorry, but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?”

Me: *pulls out a £25 note*

[John @JohnDev__]

If this post gets doesn't get 1k likes I'm cancelling my X premium.

[John @JohnDev__]

Now that I'm verified on X I'm tempted to post more about how bad the UK government are but I don't want to go to jail 😊👌🏻

[John @JohnDev__]

Indie game dev confession: I poured my soul into a tiny pixel world for 2 years, fueled by ramen and dreams. Launch day? Accidentally formatted the hard drive.

I will release this game in 2027.

[John @JohnDev__]

New game idea: Fantasy pet roguelike 💅🏻

[John @JohnDev__]

@Kurbsikurb .

[John @JohnDev__]

I thought this was a joke. I just checked it 😂

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

I wish I was making this up.

Grok believes that Elon Musk will win a fight against Mike Tyson and a grizzly bear. It also thinks that he is fitter than LeBron James.

He's so insecure that he reprogrammed to lick his arse and lie.

[John @JohnDev__]

@BryceHall New car

[John @JohnDev__]

Thrive island 2 will release in November 2026

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

[John @JohnDev__]

@simoncwrightson @RupertLowe10 @grok code me a c# simulation of fully automated self driving trains on the London underground. Every rail. Thanks

[John @JohnDev__]

@cb_doge @elonmusk why don't the new Grok work on my S9 Android 10?

[John @JohnDev__]

@Tectone @grok Who is mine

[John @JohnDev__]

@grok Name me 5 more

[John @JohnDev__]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.