Bjorn

I’m John Hernandez and I’m piped up®️be mean to me

[Bjorn @JohnHernandez_2]

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

[Republicans @Republicans]

Since you're still confused, maybe your friends can explain it to you:

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I’ve never once separated my whites from my colors, and yet I’ve faced absolutely no consequences for it. Has society been swindled by big laundry? Is it all a hoax? I think yes.

[Luke Jackson @YaBoy77]

Could be a top 5 tweet of all time.

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Angel Reese missed layups but they get increasingly more ridiculous

[Matt Kremnitzer @mattkremnitzer]

Jarren Duran when he returns from his suspension and gets a standing ovation from the Boston crowd

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A new deal in KC: Chiefs are signing standout kicker Harrison Butker to a four-year, $25.6 million extension that includes $17.75 million guaranteed, per sources. The deal ties Butker to KC through the 2028 season. Butker represented and negotiated the deal himself.

[AB @AB84]

Nigga of the Decade #CTESPN

[Sam LaPortas Burner @Sirdabpen]

Watching your boys celebrate after sneaking an extra leg into the lay

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Playing MLB The Show when you are tired is so depressing.

Just up there swinging like Javy for two hours and then go to bed upset.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

The sounds of NFL redzone are kind of just cocomelon for me, even if im only 20% paying attention the familiar shapes and sounds are very comforting

[J @jtakuz]

HEB COMMERCIALS HAVE ARRIVED!

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Every other sport is absolutely desperate to generate stars and the NFL is like "The Giants have an Italian guy" and it's a national story. I love this sport. I love this country.

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

2 years later and I can finally talk about this ⬇️