John Kings \m/

Banjo guy for @TOUSBELOW

[John Kings \m/ @JohnKingsIC]

Imagine this.... The person responsible for you picking up a guitar COMPLIMENTS YOUR PLAYING!!!😭😭🤘🏻

[Dave Mustaine @DaveMustaine]

EXCELLENT JOB JOHN!

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[The Sports Memery @TheSportsMemery]

@DMTLIFE @grok @chrislhayes Watching people fire up AI to prove their bad take, only for it to immediately call them out and make them look even dumber, never gets old.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

This is the story of his life, right here.

Caddy tosses a ball on the ground, then POTUS pretends it's the shot he made.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I just burst out laughing like basketball really is just a day job to him

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

it was this guy

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out

[BostonNooga @BostonNooga]

HOWLING

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people

[South America @SouthPark]

Hey, Satan!

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Nickelback said it best.

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

I love that nigga more than a lot of family

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Metallica issued a copyright strike against the U.S. government for using their music in a military drone video

The Pentagon was forced to delete the video and re-uploaded it with no music

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

When the phrase “basic human kindness” is enough to trigger you, I think your value system might be upside down. We are so lost.

[sky ☁️ @modernwlfhair]

you're telling me a guy who signed idf bombs is getting booed by a crowd there to see black sabbath? the band who wrote war pigs?? i can't believe it

[Rock Illustrated @RockIllustrated]

Tears from the audience as Ozzy sings “Mama I’m Coming Home” with a little emotion in his voice

#BackToTheBeginning

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

175 BILLION to immigration enforcement in this bill that just passed the senate. americans are oblivious to whats going to happen w trumps secret police ICE/CBP using "immigration enforcement" to put people into concentration/death camps like "Alligator Auschwitz"

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭