John Macpherson

It's science..

[John Macpherson @JohnMMacpherson]

Sergio is like Happy Gilmore -pre Chubs Peterson- on the putting greens

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@MichaelWarnes94 with yo black hair and fat ass thighs

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@AliShearer94 very handsome dp

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Caribou- Silver is a good driving at night song

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

"I would be a very excellent, very brilliant England manager. It's terrible what's going on in there. I actually own three lions." - Trump

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

I did one of those loud as fuck laughs that had people in the cinema turning round to check I was okay.

[John Macpherson @JohnMMacpherson]

Working on a ski slope on a day like this is not right

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Damn alligator bit my hand off

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@MichaelWarnes94 beep

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That Tiesto remix is a total bang diddly anger

[John Macpherson @JohnMMacpherson]

@clammypalms462 bruh that's a shite tweet

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The trash talk in White Men Can't Jump is incredible

[John Macpherson @JohnMMacpherson]

Mad that there's still a woman alive now that was born in the 1800s

[Fubar Stirling @FubarStirling]

When you lose your ID and need to find other evidence to prove your age 🕵🏻

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

You gotta admit that’s a hell of a drive, 450 yards huh?

Yeah how’d he finish again? Dead last? Oh yeah, he had a good day though, thanks.

[John Macpherson @JohnMMacpherson]

It's sad how excited I am for Cod4 to be remastered

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Jeremy Lin ballin in the playoffs

[Ross @StwRoss]

Rumours that CoD4 remastered is coming out in the future, goodbye life

[John Macpherson @JohnMMacpherson]

This time of the year always seems to have the best weather

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Two of us come out of this badly. But the other.... Holy Shit