John P

Listing some of the greatest lines and verses.

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#Control
@BigSean probs his best verse ever. Crazy flow.

https://t.co/a9LGsT9IQt

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@EthanOsafc "blowing her trumpet"

I nearly choked on my coffee 😂😂😂

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@creepydotorg Kidney stone. Nothing comes close. I prayed for the sweet release that death would bring me. Liquid morphine helped.

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@mikegallacher1 I find keys usually work as a persuasion tactic.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

please read this 😭

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@Never2bebroken @anon_opin You can spot them a mile away at Xmas. Shite Xmas jumpers, waving fivers at the bar staff.

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@philgeordie1 @KennyR1899 @PaulDolanUTS @redcarathleticf @PickeringTownFC @KnaresboroughFC Darlington didn't start again in div 2.

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@TinShedTitans @parkes_archie @TheDB30 Agreed. My point was we are the same club that resigned. Darlo reformed as a different club all together and didn't start at the very bottom.
Regardless, not fussed which league we end up in, just be good to see the yellow and blue on a football pitch again.

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@NFL Heart says Rodgers, head says Stamford.

But we all know it's probs Mahomes winning again.

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@unearthed2023 @cmcalister5 Bullshit. Three years to save £20k whilst paying rent, bills, food, drink, life, on just slightly above minimum wage?
Not everybody has a bank of mum and dad to put a deposit down.

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@Hagster69 Who's gonna tell him?

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@parkes_archie @TheDB30 Darlo started in division one when they reformed as 1883. Marske is the same club it was when they resigned so would be bonkers if we weren't allowed into div 1.
Shouldn't be Pickering though, they should be NCEL.

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@reigns_era All easily predictable bar Orton and Styles. Women's matches for example are pointless squash matches.

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@mtc_london @BestOfDullMen Every local council needs to go bust.
Why do I have to pay taxes twice for example?

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@lucifersmonkey @WrestleTalk_TV Edgy

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@WrestleTalk_TV Why does the internet continue to give Dave recognition? Let him disappear.

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@Crypto_Knigh_T @aquitainexox @Poundland @footballfights Piss off man. Live by the sword die by the sword, little scrote shouldn't have been on the rob should he?

Or are you one of those types who just lets scum get away with everything?

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@insanereality That open-handed strike was vicious. She woke up feeling like it was yesterday.

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@BradNE24 @SAFCNEWS2024 Sunderland ain't it. Any word with more than four letters and they are scuppered.

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@PitStrategyPod @Deskfan4 @williamsf1 @krakenfx All weekend? Since he got the seat more like