John Provis

No longer likely to be found on this platform - look for a similar name under bluer skies...

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

Ok, I'm also becoming part of the exodus from this rampantly far-right hellscape - you can now find me at [at]https://t.co/gRUVA4kRhk for more "content" and/or sarcasm. It's been fun here (well, up till the Musk takeover at least), hoping to see you all on the other side!

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

New paper time! Some very cool work led by the amazing Susan Bernal and her Leeds team, with me plus U.Manchester and ESRF, watching carbonation of cement by XRD-CT - call it 5D materials analysis? Crystallography/3D space/time... Hope you like it! https://t.co/yMAGTOKCI8

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

"What's it like to live in Leeds?", people may ask. This basically summarises it, I think....

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🔴 LATEST: Journalist Has Meltdown While Reporting The News.

👇🏻 #BrokenNews would like to apologise about this #SaturdayMorning update.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Cats: Look at us!
Me: Could you mind out the way? I'm on a zoom call.
Cats: We know! Cooee! It's us! Hello people!
Me: I'm on a serious work call here. Please move!
Cats: Hey you on the screen, what do you think of our bums?
Me: O please!
Cats: We're so lovely, aren't we?
Me: No

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Let's not forget the real victims in the death of twitter: those of us who have far more followers than our content merits.

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

@amazingmap Even if only 100 people lived in the whole UK, they'd still manage to form an orderly(ish) queue extending from the security screening area to the carpark of Manchester Airport every bank holiday weekend...

[Dr Amir Khan GP @DrAmirKhanGP]

As a Doctor, I can confirm you can get all of these health benefits without the shooting part

You’re welcome x

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

@NoContextBrits Chips and ketchup, undoubtedly

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

@SoVeryBritish I heard a rumour that someone bought an Anytime Return train ticket to go to London

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

Every single morning.......

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

Ditto.....

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I can only follow a movie if I have its Wikipedia page open on the plot. I have a PhD.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Cats: What's that you're eating?
Me: Lettuce
Cats: Why do you eat it? Lettuce is pointless. It's green
Me: I've seen you eat green stuff. You eat grass
Cats: That's so we can sick up stuff for when you give us rubbish. Does lettuce make you sick?
Me: No.
Cats: So it's pointless

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

Australia is finally leading the world in something other than cricket (or dangerous animals)...

[Brilliant Maps @BrilliantMaps]

Global Cancer Rates In People Under 50

https://t.co/nf8Vj6hGxm

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

Yep, basically this....

[Law Society Gazette @lawsocgazette]

Should I quit Twitter? Probably. But I don’t have the energy to start over, writes @JohnHyde1982 ⬇️

https://t.co/nCChJe4euX

[Reviewer 2 @GrumpyReviewer2]

Addition recommended at the end of sentence “for the rest of your life”.

#AcademicChatter

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

😂

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🌞 OUTRAGE: British Man Arrested For "Complaining About Weather."

👀 The #BrokenNews team have the harrowing details 👇

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

Porsche Formula E team with quotes from the "classics" to liven up the cockpit surrounds a little...

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

@RichieFirth That it was in Leeds

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

@AniruddhaBaral4 :(

[John Provis @JohnProvis]

Blargh.
Ah well, T20 isn't real cricket anyway, is it? At least that's what we can keep telling ourselves...
#AUSvsIND