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[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties!

May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Can we all agree -

If Trump’s in the Epstein Files and is proven to be a pedophile,

He should immediately be removed from office and incarcerated.

Is this something everyone can agree on?

MAGA?

[Tim @trouble_man90]

It was the little things he did: no predatory overdraft fees, free tax filings, one click subscription cancellations, one button for live representative. It might not look cool on a t shirt or sound good as a chant but he truly did and tried to do things that help regular people

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Trump’s caddie was spotted dropping a ball in the fescue for him 💀

[WarMonitor @TheWarMonitor]

Ask yourself this: why does the DOJ need names from Maxwell when they already have them in the Epstein files?

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The Republican Party exists right now for the single, sole purpose of protecting the rich and corrupt.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨🚨🚨 Watch Jeffrey Epstein plead his Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights when asked if he and Donald Trump socialized with females under the age of 18 during a 2010 deposition:

Q: Have you ever had a personal relationship with Donald Trump?
A. What do you mean by "personal relationship," sir?
Q. Have you socialized with him?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Yes?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

BREAKING: The DOJ Told Trump He's in the Epstein Files: Report

Story: https://t.co/MUOqWAKiPW

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

Unbelievable. My guess is that the files were scrubbed. Ghislaine Maxwell cut a deal, will walk free, and now she’ll lie to protect the elite.

The only names left in those files? Trump’s political enemies. The rest got erased. This was never about justice—it was a cover-up.

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

.@RepThomasMassie and I have the votes to easily pass the full release of the Epstein files.

The Speaker is recessing Congress without giving us a vote.

RT if you believe members of Congress should have to vote yes or no on the release before their summer vacation.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

If Pam Bondi is meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell there needs to be a bi-partisan contingency from both sides and not just people from the Trump administration. The meeting needs to be recorded, and there should be absolutely NO one on one secret meetings with her.
This smells.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Are we really so depraved as a nation that we can’t even agree that the President of the United States shouldn’t be a pedophile? And that if there’s even a 5% chance he is, it must be thoroughly investigated? Why is that controversial? I’d say the same about a POTUS of any party.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

This is oligarchy. This is obscene.

While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%.

End this oligarchy.

[Cooper @justcuuper]

But you did

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

If you’re basing decisions on our involvement in wars on the Bible I am sorry you are not fit to be a U.S. senator

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

BREAKING:

Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad.

It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

[Rod (Izzy) 🇺🇸🦅 @1zzyzyx1]

Monday night, .@jonstewart came out swinging on the reaction of this country to the Minnesota shootings, the despicable Mike Lee, and why it seems only to matter if immigrants do the murders in this country, but not the homegrown murderers. #DemsUnited

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

I live in a small MAGA town.
I know MAGA people. I drink with them. I talk to them. I study them.

They’re not the loud Twitter yappers, at least most of them. They’re quieter. Slower. But the delusion runs deep, just bottled up in passive smiles and soft voices.

A few weeks ago, one of them tried to convert me at a bar. He knew I wasn’t into the Trump cult, but he started soft. Calm voice. Friendly tone.

“Mario, you’re white. You can drink a lot, you eat meat, “he was just surprised that I was eating rare burger” and drinking vodka chasing it with Guinness. He also said, “You’re one of us. You should feel proud.”

That’s their seduction tactic.
Not facts. Not logic. Just subtle tribal grooming.
“You’re white. You drink. You belong.”

It was almost sweet, in a sad, culty way.
Like a Jehovah’s Witness trying to sell you eternal life with a shaky brochure and cheap suit.

But let’s talk about the whole ecosystem.
The truth.

MAGA men?
Most are not warriors.
They’re out-of-shape, insecure, jealous small-town boys who peaked in high school, still clinging to stories from when they “almost went pro” or “should’ve been in the military.”
They’re proud of being able to drink a case of light beer, drive a truck, and scream about freedom while their knees buckle from sugar and rage.

They’re easy to manipulate because they don’t ask questions.
They don’t read.
They react.

They memorize memes like scripture and repeat them like gospel.
They think being loud equals being right.

They think the world is laughing with them.
It’s not.
The world’s laughing at them, when it’s not just ignoring them entirely.

MAGA women?

They’re caught in a brutal paradox, constantly screaming about how proud and strong they are, while reshaping every inch of their body to meet a fake beauty standard pushed by the very system they claim to hate.
Plastic lips. Inflated cheeks. Eyelashes thick as windshield wipers.
Trying to look rich while shopping clearance at Walmart.
They scream about “natural family values” while injecting Botox and collapsing into MLM scams that promise empowerment through overpriced lipstick.

They mock liberals for being “gender confused” while wearing more synthetic parts than a Barbie made in a Russian factory.

Here’s the thing: MAGA America isn’t just backward.

It’s boring. MAGA folks are simply subsimple.

There’s nothing imaginative about it. No new culture. No innovation. No ideas.
They don’t invent, they imitate.
They don’t challenge, they chant.

It’s the same five phrases over and over.
The same flag. The same truck. The same outfit.
Patriot cosplay.

And that’s why the world doesn’t just hate MAGA.
It forgets it.
Because once the shouting stops, there’s nothing under the hood.

Just cheap beer breath, fake smiles, and a belief that whiteness and loudness are still enough to matter.

You want the brutal truth?

Even without Trump, even without the cult, most of them would still be irrelevant.
Not because they’re evil.
But because they chose comfort over growth.
Tribalism over truth.
Imitation over imagination.

They don’t want to understand the world.
They want the world to stay small enough to understand them.

And that’s the saddest, most humiliating part.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

I’ve been watching the press let Trump get away with sh*t since the 80’s, I get how chummy MSM is with money & access but I’m still surprised that a dude claimed to get shot, hid the hospital report, said half his ear was blown off, showed up w/a cocktail napkin and a one act play full of self-serving ‘sturm und drang’ at RNC a week later and not one article was written about what really happened…’