Pauline SoSo

Smoke weed everyday

[Kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz]

Roughly 65% of my laughter is to keep from crying

[Evel @FeverFlave]

If you're looking for a knight in shining armor I'll be passed out in a pile of beer cans soon enough.

[omarcito @omarislittle]

the weirdest and most satisfying video on earth

[Kapitano McPhockary @capnmcfword]

The best thing you can do for most people is help them see their worth.

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

9-year old: Dad smell this. You licked a puss.

Me: [mutes TV] what

9-year old: it’s so good. Smell it. You licked a puss.

Me: ...

9-year old: [hands me a candle jar]

Me. It’s *eucalyptus*

[WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket]

We should totally be able to call in 'nope.'

[Olly iConic @OllyiConic]

LOAN OFFICER: say that again please
ME: a landscaping service called we love you lawn time

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

I have cattlelike reflexes.

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

*seasons greetings*

*eats greetings*

[Élise🐣 @eliseosafo]

When you try to sing all the parts of Bohemian Raphsody.

[AlyseahSimone @AlyseahSimone]

I have a business called Bonniedus! I make extra large silk/satin bonnets help protect natural hair, and provide enough room to not squish your protective styles!! I’ve been working on expanding my brand here lately and would love to receive more support! 💕

[Book Girl Magic @bookgirlmagic]

I was browsing the internet tonight and stumbled upon this "If you liked this album, read this book" link. What a cool concept to see some of our favorite R&B and rap albums compared to books we may like. https://t.co/0RBTDVa1BH List created by @keyairruh

[Yogi Bear 🐻 @marios_world_]

Dec 9,2014 i was locked up
Dec 9,2017 I will be a College Graduate! Times Have Changed....Just living my best life🤷🏾‍♂️

[Morgan 🌹 @MorganJanee__]

It's Been A SERIOUS MATTER since Day 1 💚💗🐸.

[Dr Falafel @philYama]

Gentrify me gently

[Liberal Resistance @LiberalResist]

In German debate, Merkel and her challenger go after Trump, but not each other - The Washington Post https://t.co/OC5n2OMLXQ

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

How's THIS for a bombshell? It comes from BBC World News Correspondent Paul Wood (and was published in THE SPECTATOR, a weekly UK magazine):

[Derringer @ladiesgun]

Trump’s “Good Christian” Lawyer Busted Funneling $60 Million From Charity | BlueDot Daily https://t.co/r9sO0tBI4k