John Davis

I only go on the tweeter when I’m bored of the instantgram

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@KyngDreko @San3inSanity369 @TMZ Isn’t it slower to not understand sarcasm?

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@derektrader7 @splosives @MattWalshBlog @NoCRTinSchools

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

I never faced discrimination as a Straight White Man until I joined the Love Island fandom

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@ZleepyZed @VariousRegards @0xmitsurii You can go to a chef and get food poisoning

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@LawdVoldemort @hayasaka_aryan It’s a screenshot from a live where the camera is mirrored

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@GabrielSerial98 @Chompy122 @TheOmniLiberal Why not? There’s only one person who can legally decide to kill a fetus.

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@GabrielSerial98 @Chompy122 @TheOmniLiberal If they’re comatose and you’re designated family, yes. Yes you can.

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@agenteparker @homelanderbot Galvanized sheet metal is pretty common. He can’t see through zinc.

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@lorahmoe Like a dog who’s been abused who bites people trying to pet them

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@mollyosheasbf @RickAstleyGamin @sinustiddies Just admit that you’re male-centered

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@mollyosheasbf @RickAstleyGamin @sinustiddies You don’t see an issue with the definition of lesbianism revolving around men?

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

Sometimes the racism on this app is truly a wonder to behold

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@T_gots2_haveit @bizzzyyy369 @DumbFxckFinder @druski “Yes, I knew it was AI the whole time. I’m not backpedaling at all”

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@Topher338 @ReelTimeVibes I got a dash of the tism

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

She doesn’t even seem your like your type, which I’m guessing is a black haired pale skinned princess who lives in a small cottage with you and your 6 buddies

[Beardson 28 @BeardsonBeardly]

I won

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but people WILL try to fuck on these

[United Airlines @united]

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[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@Frenchie_Rae @datchuguyy After they recover from their 2nd & 3rd degree burns

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@F1SCHLS @ryanben00 @AsiaExposedNews @michaelmikeson5 @3n7rpy So I wake up with morning wood. I need to pee. What’s the next move here? I can’t wait, per your instructions. Walk me through this, since you’ve thought this through

[John Davis @JohnnyCharles]

@ryanben00 @F1SCHLS @AsiaExposedNews @michaelmikeson5 @3n7rpy How many days old are you? Sometimes the bladder puts pressure on the prostate. You’ve never had a pee boner, not even once? You’ve never had morning wood and the need to pee at the same time? These are pretty universal male experiences