Johnny Twosheds

Technophobic father of two successful green techno charged sons.

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

⚡️ “Everyday story of an iPhone in danger”

https://t.co/UgdCDw7Ve8

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Simply 24 of the greatest ironic photos ever captured
https://t.co/xcg0CpATU1

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Great thread....

[Yoni @OriginalYoni]

A fan on Reddit carved this pipe for Arnold @Schwarzenegger’s birthday and then this happened:

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Sorry but it's funny....

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂

Gets better with every view 😭

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Oh dear.....

[Jim Cornelius @Jim_Cornelius]

@JuliaHB1 @NeilMercer17 "Liam fox said a trade deal with the EU *should* be the easiest deal in history. "

And lots of other people told him and other Brexiters they were living in cloud-cuckoo land.

Ivan Rogers for example.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#btecresults2020 Gavin Williamson anxiously awaits the result of his resit in Level 2 Brewery Piss-up Planning.

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Hmmm?

[Bill Esterson @Bill_Esterson]

Dido Harding is a Tory peer & ran discredited, centralised test & trace. She has been appointed to run the body which will replace Public Health England (PHE). Her husband, Tory MP John Penrose is a board member of a think tank which called for PHE to be abolished. Join the dots!

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Cannot argue....

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Dido Harding, who‘s heading the new health body, is married Tory MP John Penrose, who sits on the advisory board of think tank 1828. Their manifesto recommends replacing the NHS with an insurance system.

I keep saying it: The NHS isn’t safe under the Tories.

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

@LancsPolice On a bike with a backpack and badged hat.... Are there no CCTV cameras elsewhere nearby where he may have been less cautious with his mask?
Despicable crime.

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Language translation can be an issue.....
Courtesy of The Guardian today

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Bogeyman!....

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

Iain Duncan Smith now arguing against the withdrawal agreement he told everyone to vote for but to be fair he is quite the expert on withdrawing things 🤢

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

the one thing that riles Brexiteers more than anything is "you don't know what you voted for"

and yet here is Iain Duncan Smith arguing against the withdrawal agreement he voted for because HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE VOTED FOR 🤦‍♂️

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Lessons in life....

[Surf Over Sand #FBPEGlobal @MMGMaggie]

Spitting Image has nailed the 2 UK leaders

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Can't argue....

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Ageless!

[Mark Grainger | Blossom Tree Copy @MarkGrainger]

Blimey, he's setting off early this year.

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

@DieselandMarica .... Beware of falsehoods! 😂🤣😉

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I regret putting her in charge of finance.

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

Imagine how much better off we’d be generally if Jacinda Ardern were our Prime Minister. Maybe she could run Britain by zoom in her spare time.

[Maureen Fitzsimmons @mojos55]

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Company Accounts show c£103M profit over last 5 years, but paid ZERO UK corporation tax as ultimate ownership in Cayman Islands.
No contribution for schools, hospitals, roads, defence, public services, welfare etc. No wonder he is keen to avoid new EU tax laws.

[Johnny Twosheds @JohnnyTwoSheds]

Well worth a try....

[Pablo Rochat @PabloRochat]

tbt to outside jokes.. here's a vid I made with @fabiobene_ a while back