N8

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

The wendys employee when I come in and tell em to "rev up those fryers, id like a krabby patty and don't forget the pickles"

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

[greg @greg16676935420]

Wow I had no idea they made blue Cybertrucks, that’s pretty awesome

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

born too late to be able to purchase a home off my 9 to 5 salary, born too early to cash out off of 15 minutes of tiktok fame, born at just the right time to receive 30 class action settlement payments of $20 - $300

[conor shack @ConorShack]

remember: when a band skips your city on tour it is always personal and they always hate you specifically

[N8 @Johnson1226]

@George_1615 @unlockcaryn It really does

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

good morning

[Satan @s8n]

😔

[brandon* @brndxix]

they need to put this on FanDuel

[alec @Acai28]

at the laundromat and they got peak vending machine

[₊˚⊹♡ VELVET! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ˚. 🎀 JEFF FISCHER'S N1 FAN @VelvetWonder]

SIGNS THAT WHAT

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the water bottle pops in the middle of the night:

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

Honey, we have guests. Bring out the fine China.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the water bottle pops in the middle of the night

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

she sent me her location dude where tf is this

[Jenni @hashjenni]

DO??? YOU??? EVER??? JUST??? WANNA??? SIT??? HERE??? WITH??? SOMEONE??? AND??? TALK??? ABOUT??? LIFE??