madi

real down to mars girl

[madi @maditooturntt]

Do you ever just sit there and think about death and that no one really knows what the fuck happens and then you realize one day life as you know it will be gone and then have a full blown panic attack because same

[🦂 @jkcidal]

melanie crashing out tmr is not enough im sorry she needs a gun

[໊ @user0000O0]

i bet driving into a tree feels good as fuck

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being single is so awesome because i can do whatever i want (nothing), go see whomever i want (no one), and go out whenever i want (never).

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

there is lowkey no one to fall in love with anymore everyone sucks now

[justin @drpepperjpg]

i have a heart of gold but i’m also a pervert too is that okay

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

our potential will forever haunt me.

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[neko @neekokix]

all i do is play games and jerk off

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

I miss having sex with men I wish they were better people

[. @KISST4R]

scaring the hoes by being too honest about my intentions

[Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee]

My vibrator died now I’m gonna have to use my gun

[rawan @xwwrx]

Life when you don't have feelings for anyone

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering: