Grace Johnson

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I am never drinking again until I drink again on Friday

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Due to personal reasons i will be wildin this summer

[Nia, MHR @nbc1908]

don’t waste your 20s settling.

[☻ @lollllllhey]

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed

[liv @anapplebright]

last night i accidentally got so high i forgot what pringles are called

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

what if we kissed on the justin bieber couch

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Little Caesar's CEO: we need a slogan

Me: pizza.

CEO: i do not like that at all

Me: that is fine, for i just had a far better idea

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

call my ex a car loan the way she had 0% interest in me for 36 months

[✮𝔼𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝✮ @_svrvhh_]

I figured out why Nova had an attitude during our photo shoot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[⿻ @statcap]

oh your smart? name everything

[slick @dlicj]

it’s funny they call them “unidentified flying objects”. I could identify them right away. those are ufos