JolenefromWales

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[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

@CharlotteDesmo8 @PembrokeOliver It was williamchapman2024 but has been taken down recently

[Sarah James #GetLabourOut #FreePalestine @SJview]

I think we are ALL @RobertSmith of @TheCure right now. #Dispatches #AbolishTheMonarchy #BritainsBiggestBenefitScrougers #FooledBritannia 🇬🇧 🤮

https://t.co/RsmcPjabfF

[Queen Natalie 👑 @TheNorfolkLion]

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t true 😭

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Morrissey rips "insulting" Sinead O'Connor tributes from members of the music industry and media: "You hadn't the guts to support her when she was alive and she was looking for you." https://t.co/JuGiz7AXKa

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

Jumping on twitter to find out if #reddit is down or I’m blocked #redditdown

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

And when I finally stopped going down, my knees were touching my ears and I was mangled right up in between the shoulderpads and the foot rest!! FFS. I managed to somehow worm my out after a 4ft 10” girl came to my aid. Mortified. I might change gyms😩

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

Massive #fail at the gym today. Thinking I knew what I was doing I thought I’d try the hack squat machine. Here’s an example of one. And no, I wasn’t smiling like her.

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

At this point I’d gone past the handle catches and I couldn’t push back up. Now bear in mind I’m facing people in the gym.
So I kept on going down, starting to proper shit myself. Probably looked a lot like this.

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

Served a guy in the Spar earlier. I asked if he wanted a bag. He said not on a school night love 😂

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

@BritishGasHelp @BritishGas Is it correct that you wont pay out any credit balances until after the 11th January when you've changed a system that you've decided to change? Because that's what Mohamed on your live chat told me. Why do you need to keep my money?

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

Saving lives
Shagging wives
Eating kangaroos testicles.
#matthancock #ImACeleb

[Pulp @welovepulp]

This is what we do for an encore ... #letsallmeetup #welovepulp #pulp2023 #thisiswhatwedoforanencore

[Variety @Variety]

Actress Angela Lansbury, whose 75-year career encompassed triumphs on the big screen, in musical theater and on television, died on Tuesday.
https://t.co/nhHjSumnys

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

Milk has gone up to £1.99 for 4 pints today.
And we all though 2020 was bad 😩 #inflation #CostOfLivingCrises

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Underwater Sweetness

🎥 Ben Burville

[JolenefromWales @JoleneCSC]

Can’t believe @HeinzUK has cut down from 8 to 7 sausages in their tins of beans and sausage. Do you realise how in the shit I’ll be now? My kids will think I’ve eaten it and hold a massive grudge against me for life😩. Thanks #mumcrying

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Can't I get just one friggin' day off?!